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    So I start bartending school on Monday! yay im so excited
    Im going to the Portland Bartending Academy. While you are going to school you can work all of these events for parties and weddings that pay at least twenty bucks an hour plus tips. And they also have lifetime job placement. YAY! Now when we have a blueblood party I can get everyone wasted.

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    Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Bartendin is a good job,,plus ya get to play sociologist ,and psychologist too..
    i learnd alot about peeps bartending, did it for 8 yrs..

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    Congratulations Pull-My-Hair. I will be curious to hear about your bartending adventures in the months to come.

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    I'm trying to create a Blue Blood drink, let's see who comes up with the most wild drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DARKGYM
    I'm trying to create a Blue Blood drink, let's see who comes up with the most wild drink.

    I nominate the Bloody Tampon as the official BB drink:


    Tomato juice and vodka with a rolled-up napkin soaking in it. You have to suck on the napkin and then take the shot.

    http://www.zug.com/scrawl/bar-drink/index02.html

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    Sounds fun. You should rent 'Cocktail' with Tom Cruise.

    I like Vodka Gimlets. Can you make those yet?

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    omg FLAMING LAMBORGHINI!!!
    be careful making those... the guy at the delta lion set the table on fire by accident making one of those hahaa... way to go carlos...
    always remember... BLOW THE FLAME OUT BEFORE YOU DRINK!!! haha...

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    Vodka Gimlet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    Vodka Gimlet...
    Cheers!

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    Im still alive, there's alot crammed into every class though, and class everyday...But im learning alot and will soon be a certified intoxicologist(: woohoo

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    My husband was a bartender for many ayear. It pays well but the hours can be harsh. We couldn't send any weekend together and he wouldn't get home till 4ish. Which was hard when I worked at 6 am. But the money was great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    Im still alive, there's alot crammed into every class though, and class everyday...But im learning alot and will soon be a certified intoxicologist(: woohoo

    intoxicologist. this word makes me giggle. for i am an immature fucktard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoraLie
    intoxicologist. this word makes me giggle. for i am an immature fucktard.
    Yay, im minoring in fucktardian studies as well...one day I will be a fucktardian intoxicoligist! word

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    you two are fucking fabulous you know that...

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    this boy at my school made fun of me for my fohawk. & called me ugly once
    so i called him a fucktard
    & he coudlnt comprehend what the word meant.
    honestly

    i felt smart.

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    I have drinks for you all to try this weekend if you happen to go out..
    Toe cutter:
    Muffdiver
    Shot glass, layered
    kahlua, bailey's, and grand marnier in a shooter
    then dropped into a bucket glass and filled with whipped cream...no hands allowed! Tongue only

    Bondage Clown:
    Duck Fart
    Shot glass or POusse cafe (sounds like pussy cafe, so awesome),Layered
    Fill each Kahlua, Bailey's, wild turkey

    Mmmcherry:
    Totally sucks for you...sorry hunny..you get a shirley temple
    Once you're not pregnant though, you get..
    DIrty MOther
    Bucket glass, built on ice
    1.5 oz tequila
    1/2oz Kahlua and topped with cream

    Amelia
    Cookie Monster#1
    POunder, Built on ice
    1oz Blue Maui
    2oz Everclear
    Near fill pineapple juice
    Float of grenadine

    Forrest
    FLying Masturbator
    Pounder, Built on Ice
    1.5oz amaretto
    3/4oz Vodka
    half fill oj half fill cranberry juice

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    I forgot Voldtas drink
    Purple Penis
    Pounder Built on ice
    2oz vodka
    1/2oz blue corocao
    1/2 oz chamboard
    1/2 sour
    1/2fill cranberry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    I have drinks for you all to try this weekend if you happen to go out..
    Toe cutter:
    Muffdiver
    Shot glass, layered
    kahlua, bailey's, and grand marnier in a shooter
    then dropped into a bucket glass and filled with whipped cream...no hands allowed! Tongue only
    I'm not so sure I can rock the Muff-diver. The bars I go to couldn't nor wouldn't make me a drink like that.

    How about a Pimms #1 cup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    I'm not so sure I can rock the Muff-diver. The bars I go to couldn't nor wouldn't make me a drink like that.

    How about a Pimms #1 cup?
    try
    Exotic pimms
    pimms, lemonade, passion fruit, and cranberry juice

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    hahaa home made muffdiver dude just get a martini glass filled with the whipped cream and the shot

    haha but the dirty mother... honestly sounds really nasty hahaaa... but ill try it anyways ill do only one, cause drinking probly isnt good for breast feeding kids either haha..

    (but i do want a flying masterbator!! that sounds yummy)

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    so im super psyched now, I did the speed test today, 12 drinks in 3minutes and 10seconds, go me(:
    Ive learned all these uber cool tricks to make good tips too..oh and really cool specialty drinks for example
    little cantelope balls and little vanilla ice cream balls frozen
    in the bottom of an ice cream dish, or margarita glass, filled with meyers dark jamaican Rum, and on top a cantelope ball soaked in 151 and lit on fire.
    really simple and would make super good tips...
    and like putting some food coloring in salt or sugar and rimming glasses with it...and on a lemon drop using country time lemonaide powder for rimming the glass.
    Halloween, im totally putting shot glasses in those little pumpkins(:

    anyhow...YAY

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    Please recommend me a few nice tropical/fruity drinks if you have time. I am hosting a party Saturday night. Thanks in advance. I am thinking tropical? Blue Hawaii's are all that are coming to mind aside from the traditional margarita or daiquiri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirren
    Please recommend me a few nice tropical/fruity drinks if you have time. I am hosting a party Saturday night. Thanks in advance. I am thinking tropical? Blue Hawaii's are all that are coming to mind aside from the traditional margarita or daiquiri.
    I guess it depends on what kinda stuff you got but...

    blue hawaiins
    1.5oz rum
    1/2oz blue curacao
    fill pineapple and sour(or squirt)
    thats an easy one...

    Also bacardi cocktails
    1.5oz bacardi(superior light)
    1/2oz grenadine or creme de noyaux(creme de noyaux will up the alcohol)
    Fill sour (or squirt)

    Tropical kermit piss
    1.5oz midori melon liquer
    1/2 oz triple sec (or blue coracao, same taste different color)
    1/2 oz malibu rum
    Fill squirt, sour , or sprite

    there's a couple for starters, but if you let me know what kinda liquors you like, or have, I can defintley come up with some more fun ones(:

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    i vote Sloe Screw Against A Wall or the Vodka Blush. The ability to make either with out me having ot tell you how to make them means you passed bartending school, as far as i'm concerned. those are my faves. there's alway the Vampires Kiss, but i've never been brave enough to try it.

    K.

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    that sounds like a sexy ass drink... all 3!!

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    There were quite a few favourites
    I liked serving and drinking...

    Skip N' Go Nekkid
    Red Death
    Purple Passion
    Boiling Bloody Brains
    Aborted Fetus
    Red Headed Slut

    Hell.. looking at that list
    almost describes a group
    of my friends, spot on.

    Not to mention, the drinks
    just like my friends.. easy
    on the eye, go down smooth,
    entertaining for awhile.. then
    FUCK YOU UP and leave
    you in a ditch, back alley or
    JAIL.

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    hah did you have to say aborted fetus? i dont want to know what that even looks like. i really dont.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HempKnight
    There were quite a few favourites
    I liked serving and drinking...

    Skip N' Go Nekkid
    Red Death
    Purple Passion
    Boiling Bloody Brains
    Aborted Fetus
    Red Headed Slut

    Hell.. looking at that list
    almost describes a group
    of my friends, spot on.

    Not to mention, the drinks
    just like my friends.. easy
    on the eye, go down smooth,
    entertaining for awhile.. then
    FUCK YOU UP and leave
    you in a ditch, back alley or
    JAIL.
    Have you ever heard of a "Monkey's Brain"? I believe it involves brandy and Baileys. The Baileys sits at the bottom in a blob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keiko
    i vote Sloe Screw Against A Wall or the Vodka Blush. The ability to make either with out me having ot tell you how to make them means you passed bartending school, as far as i'm concerned. those are my faves. there's alway the Vampires Kiss, but i've never been brave enough to try it.

    K.
    sloe screw against a wall..
    sloe gin, oj, float of galliano

    sloe comfortable screw against a wall, add 1/2 oz southern comfort..yay i pass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    sloe screw against a wall..
    sloe gin, oj, float of galliano

    sloe comfortable screw against a wall, add 1/2 oz southern comfort..yay i pass!
    *kisses*

    K

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    Quote Originally Posted by keiko
    *kisses*

    K
    yay!! *does happy dance* I got a kiss from a hot chicky!

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    How about Czech moonshine? It's a liquor made from apricots that burns like a motherfucker on the way down but it has a good aftertaste. Mixes good with coffee for some reason.

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    MMMMMM apricot!
    haha got a recipe for that? i made apple schnappes once for my grandparents... its EVIL haha they call it white lightening yummmm...

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    I am going for a frozen Blue Hawaii #2. Pineapple and orange juice just sound really good.... and I will use Malibu rum, one of my favorites.I love the coconut flavor. I will make standard fruit daiquiris (mango, strawberry & peach) as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirren
    I am going for a frozen Blue Hawaii #2. Pineapple and orange juice just sound really good.... and I will use Malibu rum, one of my favorites.I love the coconut flavor. I will make standard fruit daiquiris (mango, strawberry & peach) as well.
    LOVE LOVE LOVE malibu rum!

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    BTW I got a job! The elks lodge...I love dirty old men, and I have a perfect schedule!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pull~My~Hair
    BTW I got a job! The elks lodge...I love dirty old men, and I have a perfect schedule!
    Congratulations! Dirty old men tip good and laugh at anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirren
    Congratulations! Dirty old men tip good and laugh at anything!
    exactly! lol Im psyched...polus ill have a lot of regulars, which is nice. And I am the first female bartender in 11 years..ill get really good tips

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    Way to go... great gig
    and really won't have a lot
    of requests for 'exotic' mixes...
    tons of Tom Collins, Gimlets
    (with an onion, no olive.. hehe)
    the occasional Harvey Wallbanger
    and the like.

    I would love to go back to bar tending
    but with the current Nazi no smoking
    ban here.. could not do it, impossible
    to be around booze with no smokes,
    yet one more reason can't hang out
    at the bars around here... at least not
    for long and you have to be 25 feet
    from all doorways and windows when
    you do go out for a smoke... which
    literally leaves the center of the road.

    Congrats to you and good luck.

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