What Would You Name Your Kid???

[Scar]

WHAT WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID???

Hypothetically, of course.... I don't really want kids but am open to changing my mind in the futre, so I just must have the right name picked out :-)

I have always liked Astrid for the lady, but then I made friends with this girl whose daughter is named Astrid and her clothing line too, so now I feel wierd about it.....

I like Severin for the boy, I'd kinda prefer to have a boy toooooooo......

[Scar]

Or Dark Lord Sprinkle....I think that'd bve a very classy name for a gentelman!

[Sceptic_Messiah]

My son is gonna be born any now day in the next two weeks and we chose the name Taylor-James Victor Frith,

Taylor-James because we thought it sounded pretty kick ass and rockstar like the guy he's gonna grow up to be :-)

Victor after my grandad who died a few months ago

[Velvet-Tongue]

I don't want a baby. But if I was forced at gun point to have one I'd name him Leopold, Vincent, or Waukeen. If it was a girl I'd name her Aeris, Elizabeth, or Katerina

[Anarkey]

Zephyrus- Enoch ( insert last name here),, or Mooch ,, cuzz ya just know when their old enuff were all the money is gonna go

[Kidthorazine]

I'm naming my kid Cobra Commander boy or girl it doesn't matter.

[Bondage Clown]

well my last name is Semon, so i wanted to have 5 kids...

Happy
Swimming
Plentiful
Empty
And for the girl Notta NoHow

[shiki]

ive already named them. Wesley 13, Quinton 11 and Shiki jr. 7

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Nmae my Kid? Hmmm....

Probably Jesus Christ (after next week it would have to be an Immaculate Conception)
Or Yornotfugginmyn! (for the same reason!)

[HeadlessBill]

I've got a few names for girls I'd like to use: Alexandra, Bailey, Elliot

I don't have any boy names that interest me, yet.

Though, when asked this question by one of my friends in high school, I remember answering, I'd give a girl a boys name, and I'd give a boy a last name as a first.

[antiseptic fashion]

Ismael Crinklington Forfield Groop, if it's a boy
Salamedra Sesquitecshire Vincentianhemlingtonesquire, if it's a girl.

[Wickedanima]

Again, Vincent is an awesome boys name. I also like Riku, Viktor, Francis (I'd never name a boy that, but I love that name), Ambrose, Nikolaus, Gabriel, Erasmus, Broderick, Bastsiaan.


Girls - Constance, Magdalen (Maggie), Lenore (typical, I know), Phoibe, Lillian, Camille, Isabelle, Roseline, Madaline, Drusilla, Josefina (Fiina), Vidonia, Zillah.

[GnArKiLL]

Acc I. Dent

[aXa]

i named my daughter Lauralanthalasa, which i could spell right and wouldnt fit on the birth certificate. it got shortened to just "Laurana." her adoptive parents went with the more boring and normal 'Emily.' the name comes from an elven princess in the Dragonlance series of novels.

[DeviantMommy]

I named my daughter Petra..if she was a boy,she would've been Wyatt

[Morning Glory]

abortion

ok, so that was kinda fucked up, but a little bit funny, if you're fucked up.

[EasyRider]

Tax deduction.

Actually I have two kids (the ex took em with her, I see them often) but their names I won't divulge on a public site. Traditional British names....

[grebo]

definately not Shiloh Pitt, that kid is gunna get teased big time

Shiloh Pitt - Piloh Shitt

[Noisy]

I want my son to be named James Vladimir Christopher John
And my daughter Linda Militia Francesca

[Morning Glory]

seriously people it's not a pet, it's a freakin kid. just name your kids suzie and ben, or something normal.

no one with a weird name says "my parents were so cool and creative." they say, "what the hell were you thinking?"

[Kidthorazine]

well usually when kids have a weird name like that they have a nickname that they normally use. I know several people with weird names, and they all have normal souding nicknames.

[OrganizedKhaos]

definately not Shiloh Pitt, that kid is gunna get teased big time

Shiloh Pitt - Piloh Shitt

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! I didnt see that one!!


I thought she did so well with her kids names. How freakin Tragic!!!
I love the names girl: Liana Mikell, boy: Xavier Josiah, and girl: Daidren (Mitchell, Genesis, or Simone... I havent decided) boy: Weylin Kane

[Black Spiral Dancer]

seriously people it's not a pet, it's a freakin kid. just name your kids suzie and ben, or something normal.

no one with a weird name says "my parents were so cool and creative." they say, "what the hell were you thinking?"

I do that all the time. My parents named me "John Thomas" (those are my forenames)

For those that don't know, John Thomas is a slang name for a man's genitals in the UK.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Thats interesting. Glad you could share that with us.
I hate when everyone names their kids what everyone else is naming their kids. Do you know Mike? Like how creative is that? (not bashing mike's out there, I love the name, just making a point)

[evilstonermonkey]

boy: Zack (not short for zacharia or isaac or nothing, just plain zack)
gal: dont know. ive always liked Kira and Mia but Mia Maddox sounds like a comic book character and Kira is now also the name of my step-bro's girlfriend of almost five years now.

Meh. Its a moot point as one needs to reproduce in order to name ones offspring, and my genitalia left a long time ago because they were sick of the lack of work.


I miss my penis...

[Xochitl]

I have always loved native names, I know they are hard to pronounce when you look at them but when you get how they sound & what they mean, they are so beautiful but I would probably do a more angloish name as a middle name to be fair & I am sure my children's father would probably be a white guy & I would want to honor that. I would probably name my son Tlaloc Darwin, I would probably call him T-loc. Darwin as I have a deep respect for science. As for a girl I dunno? I have heard the name Ouhiniah which means "very pretty to me" in Lakota Sioux & either Nadine or Irene as a middle name as I have always found them to be very feminine names. I hope I have boys, but as longs the child is healthy that would be the most important.

[Razored Pixie]

Lilith Rose. But her name is now Erin Ann. Personally I think there are too many vowels and N sounds in there, but hey legally, she is no longer mine.

[evilstonermonkey]

I also like Sonya and Lily for if i had a girl. if i ever donated semen i would want the child to be named benjamin if it was a boy.

... The original meaning is hebrew, for "son of my right hand."

[Mr Karl]

named my daughter Karleen, I guess she's ok with it cause she hasn't changed it

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

Huitzilopochtli, unless it is a boy in which case John.

Naming hypothetical kids is easier than naming real ones. No one has to live with the consequences. A boy named Sue is gonna have a rough time growing up, and little Huitzilopochtli may have a harder time finding a job just because of her name. However John will likely get lost in a crowd of Johns. Hitting a safe distance in the middle is ideal, so the goal is to find a name halfway between Huitzilopochtli and John. Maybe something Spanish?

[Black Spiral Dancer]

A friend of mine has a daughter called Lillith. She is definitely pre-disposed to be a goth, since my friend is an old punk/goth/biker.

[mackem]

I have two daughters Hazel and Charlotte

[toxigenic]

I've named my son Gunnar...everyone tells me its such a strong and interesting name. I've always been partial to Miette(nice City Of Lost Children reference, thank you :P) for a girl, if and when I have one

[TheQuietPlace]

I'm suprised I haven't answered this one yet lol..

But, I really really like the name Jesus, as well as Annabelle.

[Scar]

Lilith Rose. But her name is now Erin Ann. Personally I think there are too many vowels and N sounds in there, but hey legally, she is no longer mine.

whose is she legally and how old was she when so-and-so changed her name?

[RAGE]

Meh,
probably:

Girl : Mahri Alexandria
Boy : Gabriel Ceraph

[VoltaireBlue]

I seriously hope I never have to make this decision...... ever.

[GnArKiLL]

I seriously hope I never have to make this decision...... ever.

im with you on this one

[a_small_death]

For a boy Takahashi and for a girl Ami.

[xXMizVanityXx]

I would name my sons *if I had two*, Sabastian and Cristoff. I would name my girls Claudia and Gwenethier. I just hope their last names are Lindemann. I love that last name.