the subject is brought up at the end of Sean of the Dead, and we see how the non-dead might live with the undead.
the subject is brought up at the end of Sean of the Dead, and we see how the non-dead might live with the undead.
well..nope....wouldnt that make you a necrophiliac? lol
I would date Simon Pegg, if I were single.
I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.
Possibly a reanimated, low maintenance zombie.
Would have to also have qualities not found in many zombie mythos: Free will, at least the possibility of being at peace with eternal damnation, opportunity for self-growth and actualization. I refuse to discriminate against the existence challenged, however.
OEC
Cindy Bottoms: Hi Timmy. Surprised?Originally Posted by Joel Awesome
Timmy Robinson: Sort of.
Cindy Bottoms: It's okay. It's sort of cool in a way. And he's a lot nicer.
Timmy Robinson: Do you wanna play catch?
Cindy Bottoms: Sure.
Timmy Robinson: Does, uh, your zombie wanna play? What do you call him anyways?
Cindy Bottoms: I don't know. Right now I'm just calling him 'Daddy.'
Timmy Robinson: Sure, okay. Come on.
Cindy Bottoms: Come on, Daddy.
hahaha he had a pink bow on his collar.
hey Diablo, lets sop the morgue and get a few cold ones?Originally Posted by Senior_Diablo
only if I can reanimate Ann Nichole Smith, just add some more plastic it will be alright...not reallly
nah, in the end the cunt always splits....................(couldn't resist)
Dead girls don't say no.
Taking the term "Fucking her rotten" to a whole new and horrible level.
So does "fucked her ass off last night".
I'm disgusted and delighted where this thread has gone.
That... is an AWESOME movie.Originally Posted by Joel Awesome
And the faqct that it's Canadian-made is a bonus.
Forgotten Rebels- Fuck Me Dead
I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body
when I
hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when
you
f**k me dead.
Baby how I love it when you f**k me dead.
Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.
Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when
you
f**k me dead.
Baby I love it when you f**k me dead.
Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you f**k me dead.
Baby how I love it when you f**k me dead.
Baby how I love it when you f**k.
Couldn't find a video of decent quality. Great song though, great band.
AND...the fact that it's Canadian made is a bonus
sounds like a good idea to me..Originally Posted by Bacchus88
Is that the guy who keeps a young female zombie as his “personal assistant" ?I'd be like the across the street neighbor in Fido. If you haven't seen that movie you are dead to me. There's a zombie joke in there somewhere.
Yes, Tammy, the one they slapped a collar on before she hit the ground in the grocery store after a brain aneurysm.Originally Posted by Lilly
Actually someone online has a list of hottest zombies and I think she's number one , another one being the blonde from Land of the Dead. Personally I think the red head from Return of the Living Dead was the hottest.
On another note I want to be a zombie pinup from zombie pinups dernit!
She may be dead, but she's hot.
I'd date the girl at 1:00 in this clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VAQez6n48u0
"i fucked her brains out" lol
...HOT so is the stripper one.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
They Are All Strippers
What if Fido isn't out yet in your country?Originally Posted by Joel Awesome
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