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    But I am a cheerleader!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleisch
    I hate women that instead of getting silicone implants go all fake with those falsie pads, is disgusting!! it has happened to me, i pick up a female in the pub cos she has big udders and then when she takes her shirt off and i see the real normal sized brests i feel tricked, It should be illegal to trick a man like that.
    Everything about women is a trick! (the women who partake of course)
    High heels, control top panty hose, padded bras, make-up, hair dye, etc. Think about it.
    Oh and yea, size matters. It does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    Mind you, we lie too. They DON'T look fat in that dress, no sir.
    No that dress doesn't make your ass look fat. Your ass makes your ass look fat!

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    There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese and blue viens.. I swear they taste better with age..

    Wait.. what..

    Yep.. I went there.. I am waiting for her to be 95....

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    ewwww yea..you did go there. damn, don't bring any back with you please....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystoo
    Everything about women is a trick! (the women who partake of course)
    High heels, control top panty hose, padded bras, make-up, hair dye, etc. Think about it.
    Oh and yea, size matters. It does.
    ***Oh and yea, size matters. It does***

    I KNEW IT! Hahahaha!

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    Duh!

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    Good thing i am hung like a gorilla.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    There is nothing wrong with cottage cheese and blue viens.. I swear they taste better with age..

    Wait.. what..

    Yep.. I went there.. I am waiting for her to be 95....


    Not really into the whole age bias thing. It's about as funny as a racist joke i.e. not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    Good thing i am hung like a gorilla.
    I thought gorillas had... like, shrinky dinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    Not really into the whole age bias thing. It's about as funny as a racist joke i.e. not funny.
    I don't know about that.. getting is quite funny. We are all getting old. It is a fact of life. Either you can hide from it, which won't do any good.. or you can embrace it and enjoy it. Also, when she is 95, i will be over 100.. which was another point.. because I want to live as long as George Burns.

    We can't be 21 forever. I don't know if i would want to be that age again. I do know that some of the funniest people I know are OLD. I mean look at Hemp. He is about 1 week older than the sun. And he is way funny George Burns was funnier than hell to.

    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    I thought gorillas had... like, shrinky dinks.
    That's the point...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bondage Clown
    I don't know about that.. getting is quite funny. We are all getting old. It is a fact of life. Either you can hide from it, which won't do any good.. or you can embrace it and enjoy it. Also, when she is 95, i will be over 100.. which was another point.. because I want to live as long as George Burns.

    We can't be 21 forever. I don't know if i would want to be that age again. I do know that some of the funniest people I know are OLD. I mean look at Hemp. He is about 1 week older than the sun. And he is way funny George Burns was funnier than hell to.



    That's the point...

    Thanks crotch stain... and you've proven my point of why you're
    single again, rock on you knuckle dragging hairy palmed bastard.

    And hell no, there is no way anyone should have to experience you
    again at 21... although time has not mellowed you like a fine wine,
    you are as refined as Night Train, Thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose or
    MD 20/20, sadly all of your favourite libations since they've recalled
    generic unbranded beer.




    (hey, if you're up and online posting here... why the fuck isn't
    your IM on, you cunt)

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    Quote Originally Posted by incog
    I spend a lot of time looking at breasts and she has huge falsie pads in that outfit. Her breasts are much smaller and less round.
    I spend a lot of time looking at breasts too. And ya know what? I don't give a damn.

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    whoever dresses her knows what people want to see

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    It's that time of year again. Big ol' titties!


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    YAY thread bump AND BOOBIES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    It's that time of year again. Big ol' titties!

    am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
    i think it's because she's walking and their bouncing... perhaps i should do more research on it... anyone have her number or address?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    i think it's because she's walking and their bouncing... perhaps i should do more research on it... anyone have her number or address?

    I've partied at the house where she shot her break-out video. It is also where they shot a bunch of Whore Lore. Does that count?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    I've partied at the house where she shot her break-out video. It is also where they shot a bunch of Whore Lore. Does that count?


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    it counts....

    i wanna party there! (i also wouldn't mind hanging around on set when they shoot the sequels to WL..... 2,3,4,5,6 etc....

    doing research for my book....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    it counts....

    i wanna party there! (i also wouldn't mind hanging around on set when they shoot the sequels to WL..... 2,3,4,5,6 etc....

    doing research for my book....

    Is the title of the book Fuck, What Did I Do Last Night? If not, it might not be the ideal spot for research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
    Give it a few years and they'll both be hanging alot lower.

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    Wow, I read through this thread and though of two things. The first being the scene from Spinal Tap where the bassist walks through the metal detector and ends up pulling the cucumber wrapped in tin foil out his pants. The other is one line from Stephen Lynch, "Come give Mother Hubbard a bone".

    Oh, and yay for boobs.

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    You actually read through this whole thread?
    You feelin' ok?

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    hey, it's nice light reading

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    am I the only one who noticed she's lopsided? one of those is a lot bigger or hangs a lot lower than the other.
    So're my nuts. But ya don't hear me complainin'

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    Ok, you've convinced me. I'm not sure what it was that I've been convinced of. but it's there.

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    I really have nothing better to do.

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    What if she's got those hot dog nipples? Or those hot pan ones?

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    Oh yeah, and she's single now too!



    Soon my darling.....soon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Oh yeah, and she's single now too!



    Soon my darling.....soon....
    Yeah, you'd go over swell with her pastor parents.

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    I'm sure she really cares about their opinions as she makes songs about dyking out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    I'm sure she really cares about their opinions as she makes songs about dyking out.
    Well, as long as her career's strong, she won't give a shit. If it goes South, then she'll be back to panhandling for Jesus like any good Christian would. I'd bang the Jesus out of her.

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    Back off, I saw her first.

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    when did the serious police roll into town n land on these pages?
    Bikerpunk used to be fun now so serious, Rockwulf nice to meet u, looks like u been havin fun n playin nice wit the other kids, forest well said
    Lets get back to fun stuff like the what colour underpants u wearin lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosfeary
    heh "this video is not available in your country"

    .. isolationists!
    Haha, that's perfect. Don't worry, you haven't missed anything worth seeing.

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    Are barsexuals a protected class?

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