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    hi b0ys and grlz.

    y are u all hating on vampyredraven? Its not easy livin this life we did not choose it. 2 have a tormented soul forced into your body is hard on us.

    We drank the red drank becuz it helps stabilize our minds and gives u powers u cant even imagine. wen i go into the sun my skin sparklez. I bet u wish yur skin could sparklez too.

    since i was 16 my protean powers have becum so advanced my grlfrend said i could be dracula.

    n e ways plz stop hatin on vampyredraven and give us a chance.

    suncerely
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    Hey, do you douches know this guy:

    Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
    "The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat"
    "We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

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    alright who the hell did this >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Hey, do you douches know this guy:

    if he was skilled in the artz of beastromancy it is possible he could have transformed himself. Ets kind uf weird to turn into a goat. why not becum a raven or black wolf if you wanted to escape?

    I theek the officers may have had magicians of their own that stopped him from performing a proper changing.

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    Does creating a parody of a troll make the original troll more believable, or does it just mean someone needed a bit less subtlety?

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    Do you think it's that he was a "beastromancer" or that Nigerians are just dirt-fucking-stupid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Do you think it's that he was a "beastromancer" or that Nigerians are just dirt-fucking-stupid?

    y r u being so mean to the Nigerians? do u think you are better then them? Rockwulf you're being such a dick im serial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes
    hi b0ys and grlz.

    y are u all hating on vampyredraven? Its not easy livin this life we did not choose it. 2 have a tormented soul forced into your body is hard on us.

    We drank the red drank becuz it helps stabilize our minds and gives u powers u cant even imagine. wen i go into the sun my skin sparklez. I bet u wish yur skin could sparklez too.

    since i was 16 my protean powers have becum so advanced my grlfrend said i could be dracula.

    n e ways plz stop hatin on vampyredraven and give us a chance.

    suncerely
    -~~~`````*********Lord Velvet Cape*********````````~~~~~
    Lord lack of education...

    please type in complete sentences utilizing correct spelling and grammar...

    spellcheck... and knock off the "u = you" "4 = for" crap....



    DICTIONARY: pro·te·an \ˈprō-tē-ən, prō-ˈtē-\
    Function: adjective
    Date: 1598

    1 : of or resembling Proteus in having a varied nature or ability to assume different forms
    2 : displaying great diversity or variety : versatile

    please stop while you are ahead and just hang out with us and chat like normal folks...

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    Rockwulf talking to himself itt

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    Lord lack of education...

    please type in complete sentences utilizing correct spelling and grammar...

    spellcheck... and knock off the "u = you" "4 = for" crap....



    DICTIONARY: pro·te·an \ˈprō-tē-ən, prō-ˈtē-\
    Function: adjective
    Date: 1598

    1 : of or resembling Proteus in having a varied nature or ability to assume different forms
    2 : displaying great diversity or variety : versatile

    please stop while you are ahead and just hang out with us and chat like normal folks...
    Using ur dictionarium does not make u smarter. Using all of those letterz iz a waste of tiem when u can type how it soundz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes
    y r u being so mean to the Nigerians? do u think you are better then them? Rockwulf you're being such a dick im serial.

    your cereal? like "count chocula"

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    Jonny, I think you're missing the joke.

    Raza, I think it's brilliant but no, I can't take the credit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    your cereal? like "count chocula"
    u obviouslly dont watch southpark noobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes
    y r u being so mean to the Nigerians? do u think you are better then them? Rockwulf you're being such a dick im serial.
    "serial" huh?
    serial what? killer? douche? door-to-door religious nut?
    i'm amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Jonny, I think you're missing the joke.

    Raza, I think it's brilliant but no, I can't take the credit.
    lol. i almost thought it was you but it didn't seem like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes
    Using ur dictionarium does not make u smarter. Using all of those letterz iz a waste of tiem when u can type how it soundz.
    dude... you are right... using a dictionary doesn't make me smarter...

    it makes me more educated... thus smarter...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raza
    Does creating a parody of a troll make the original troll more believable, or does it just mean someone needed a bit less subtlety?


    I think you just created the ultimate zen koan for the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    dude... you are right... using a dictionary doesn't make me smarter...

    it makes me more educated... thus smarter...
    that wuz prtty deep jonny.

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    this is highly entertaining....
    *looks for vampire chick*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampyre-LordVelvetCapes
    u obviouslly dont watch southpark noobs.
    um... i do watch south park.. per say...

    i'm having one of those days i guess...

    need to see some tits...

    i guess it is time to give "Hope" a chance....




    i'm going to have Hope give me a table dance later tonight

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    MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

    I'm sorry all but I could not resist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amelia G
    I think you just created the ultimate zen koan for the internet.
    he made my head hurt with that one... slowed down my Raza debate on another thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
    MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

    I'm sorry all but I could not resist.
    well at least you made my day better... even my dog is laughing with me on this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
    MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

    I'm sorry all but I could not resist.
    awww you gave up too soon.
    and after i got popcorn and all....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
    MAN its hard to write like that for so long. I had plans to keep going but it was making my brain hurt.

    I'm sorry all but I could not resist.
    Way to take one for the team dude.

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    I think its AK or BF, I'm more inclined to say AK though..... I'm dying to know who did this; its comedy gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoltaireBlue
    I think its AK or BF, I'm more inclined to say AK though..... I'm dying to know who did this; its comedy gold

    *swoosh*

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    and i'm the idiot that bit...

    we all need some thread abuse now and then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    and i'm the idiot that bit...

    we all need some thread abuse now and then...

    Hehehe, I love ya man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Hey, do you douches know this guy:
    BTW, if anyone was wondering, that story about the goat is as real as it is mind numbingly pathetic.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
    *swoosh*
    that was awesome, mucho props.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    BTW, if anyone was wondering, that story about the goat is as real as it is mind numbingly pathetic.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat
    i didn't doubt for a moment the validity of that story

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    i got "vamp rolled"

    "per se"

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    Its either Nigeria or Lebanon..but one of those..the street fighters/rebels etc carry feather dusters to knock away bullets, saw the sights off their guns (Since god will guide the bullets) and believe that the SOUND of the gun..not the bullet is what scares the souls out of peoples bodies.

    They also believe that dressing in drag is frightening and makes you a more fearsome warrior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Velvet-Tongue
    Its either Nigeria or Lebanon..but one of those..the street fighters/rebels etc carry feather dusters to knock away bullets, saw the sights off their guns (Since god will guide the bullets) and believe that the SOUND of the gun..not the bullet is what scares the souls out of peoples bodies.

    They also believe that dressing in drag is frightening and makes you a more fearsome warrior.
    i love a good drag show!

    in Australia...

    i've fought against some of those rebels in a few African countries...

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    Can we just create some kind of disease that will just burn it's way through the African population as fast as those dullards can screw?

    I don't know what I'd call it though.....maybe something that will sound like it's going to help them.....hey! How about AIDS! We'll send "foreign aid" over. WINK!

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    "never gonna drink your blood"

    "never gonna let you glow"

    "never gonna fly around and convert you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    "never gonna drink your blood"

    "never gonna let you glow"

    "never gonna fly around and convert you"
    Groooooaaaaaaannnnnn

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny.illuminati
    "never gonna drink your blood"

    "never gonna let you glow"

    "never gonna fly around and convert you"
    wahahaha.
    i think it's actually rather clever XD

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