Please, oh God, please....

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Someone put up a good thread to talk about. This week's threads have sucked! I'm so bored I'm shitting olive loaf!

[Buster Friendly]

Go eat a five dick, and head cheese sammich Ajax.

NO YOU POST AN INTERESTING THREAD!!

...shit it's not like anything happened this week- two judges in pennsyltucky busted for corruption-news paper cartoon threatened to kill the prez. what else?

geez, don't you kids know that only the boring get bored?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Hey, BF, go get ass-fucked by five fuckin' camels! Like I give a shit! So where's you're interesting thread, Mr. Un-Bored?!?!?

[Buster Friendly]

NO YOU!

go eat a greasy paper sack full of gibon anuses sauteed in oil and garlic.

you post an interesting thread toe jam on toast waffle donkey plooker.

[Deadly Envy]

Would you like a list on some threads you can start? Or do you prefer a interesting picture?

I guess I'll try to make this thread somewhat interesting. Here's a pic that may interest you, here's a pic of little Stu's daddy getting eaten:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5159/lastshot05.jpg

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Would you like a list on some threads you can start? Or do you prefer a interesting picture?

I guess I'll try to make this thread somewhat interesting. Here's a pic that may interest you, here's a pic of little Stu's daddy getting eaten:

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5159/lastshot05.jpg

Who's this Stu fellow? Looks kind of hairy.

[Rockwulf]

Hey, did you fellas know that I'm a real live vampire?

[Wickedanima]

Hey, did you fellas know that I'm a real live vampire?

OMG really? Can I be in ur brood? I always felt different, and think I've been one all along!

[Bikerpunk]

OMG really? Can I be in ur brood? I always felt different, and think I've been one all along!

Honestly, though vampire forums are funny as fuck, they don't hold a candle to the werewolf wannabe ones: ENTIRE THREADS where people state that they almost changed, FOR REAL, that night, they could FEEL IT.

[OliX]

lsd does that to people

[Wickedanima]

Honestly, though vampire forums are funny as fuck, they don't hold a candle to the werewolf wannabe ones: ENTIRE THREADS where people state that they almost changed, FOR REAL, that night, they could FEEL IT.

I'm proud of you for being able to stomach those... otherkin/changeling things. I only don't make fun of it alot because it... PAINS me. At least I just get irritated with the Vampyres, and Wythces.

I knew this girl in 8th & 9th grade that tried to convince me she'd shapeshifted into a panther during a ritual once.

Reading stories about Wyrewolves makes me feel that same blank space inside. Srsly, if I was that crazy, I'd be on the good fucking medication.

[Mr Karl]

wow.............shitting olive loaf?.......................black or green?

[Deadly Envy]

I'm proud of you for being able to stomach those... otherkin/changeling things. I only don't make fun of it alot because it... PAINS me. At least I just get irritated with the Vampyres, and Wythces.

I knew this girl in 8th & 9th grade that tried to convince me she'd shapeshifted into a panther during a ritual once.

Reading stories about Wyrewolves makes me feel that same blank space inside. Srsly, if I was that crazy, I'd be on the good fucking medication.

LMAO gotta love all stupid claims those people make.

I once have this female friend who date one guy that claim he was a werewolf. She say he'd go on and on about it then one time when they tried to have sex for first time. He tried to bite her, but he didnt bite hard at all, since she like pain, she tried to get him to bite her harder. He end up shy away from her and claim if he taste blood, he'd kill her. She got pissed and kicked him out lol.

[Wickedanima]

LMAO gotta love all stupid claims those people make.

I once have this female friend who date one guy that claim he was a werewolf. She say he'd go on and on about it then one time when they tried to have sex for first time. He tried to bite her, but he didnt bite hard at all, since she like pain, she tried to get him to bite her harder. He end up shy away from her and claim if he taste blood, he'd kill her. She got pissed and kicked him out lol.

HAHAHAHA

Werewolves are hippies.

[Head Wreck]

why do people insist on using non standard spellings when their convinced so...

[OliX]

If you're bored, then go listen to my music on www.soundcloud.com/olix

[Lady Alias]

Hey, did you fellas know that I'm a real live vampire?

I'll let Velvet-Tongue tell you a story.