True Vampyrs...we do exist

[mystoo]

Ha! I was thinking the same thing.

[Wickedanima]

So, no fatties need apply to be Vampyres? The internet will soon be filled with woe.

ALSO I though vampire's had to be born, not made. Like the whole, otherkin principal.

[Raza]

Iunno. Anne Rice vampires get made. Poppy Z. Brite vampires get born. I liked the latter better, so sure, let's go with that.

[aXa]

yes, but the real question is once you are a vampire, can you ever be turned back?

[Rockwulf]

[Ajax Knucklebones]

yes, but the real question is once you are a vampire, can you ever be turned back?

In "Near Dark" it happened...So it has to be true!

[HeadlessBill]

In "Near Dark" it happened...So it has to be true!

Also in "The Lost Boys".

[nathanmbailey]

And in the Elder Scrolls games...

[aXa]

pwftt, those were just games, i mean real life. or at least the 'reality' that these blood drinkers live in. i'd really hate to become a vampire and THEN find out it was permanent.

[Rockwulf]

Um, they DON'T exist

[Wickedanima]

pwftt, those were just games, i mean real life. or at least the 'reality' that these blood drinkers live in. i'd really hate to become a vampire and THEN find out it was permanent.

I think in happy special sparkleton there's no loosing to being a vampire and being unable to go back. I mean, you could Louis it up and spend all your unlife whining and getting attention and causing SO much drama as to make your life less boring when you aren't at the mall!

I wonder if this Vampire thing is like, some kind of equivalent to the "Dark Arts" in mine. There was always at least one of that kid, you know that one, who always took things too far? Almost too weird even for the weirdies? BACK in my day he/she was always some kind of... Occultist that would curse you, or shape shift. Oddly, never could SHOW you the shapeshifting.

[Raza]

I wonder if this Vampire thing is like, some kind of equivalent to the "Dark Arts" in mine. There was always at least one of that kid, you know that one, who always took things too far? Almost too weird even for the weirdies? BACK in my day he/she was always some kind of... Occultist that would curse you, or shape shift. Oddly, never could SHOW you the shapeshifting.

Well, obviously. For that it'd need to be a quarter past one on the third night of the waning moon, and they'd need their pointy quartz and athame.

Honestly, I played that kid before. The jocks in high school always insisted that I was a satanist, and never being one to plead innocent I doodled a pentagram in the guy's math book in blood and told him he'd stay a virgin for the rest of his life. Around here, occulty goth kids are fairly unknown, so they were actually halfway creeped out. Good times.

[soma_stardust]

win.
this sums up everything i think about twilight.
i can't believe this thread still lives...

[Wickedanima]

I can, the real trolls realized they could make the lulz for us if they kept showing up!

[theUnclean]

holy shit that comic by Scott Meyer is funny as hell!

Video of Buffy versus Edward

[Rockwulf]

That was awesomely done. The only thing I would've changed was the blue chroma so that the transitions back and forth weren't so jarring.

[aXa]

Wow , how do you really feel? lol.....

Teachers arent the only one whos underpaid , but they do get three months off every year , thats a pretty good benefit . Only bad part is its hot out when you have your time off..........

which is why we dont have many teachers who are also vampires. i've always wondered what types of jobs/work that vampires do though? i mean, you can't just go around robbing and killing people and expect to survive off that. or can you?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

which is why we dont have many teachers who are also vampires. i've always wondered what types of jobs/work that vampires do though? i mean, you can't just go around robbing and killing people and expect to survive off that. or can you?

Rob, kill...And steal. Don't forget steal.

[Rockwulf]

which is why we dont have many teachers who are also vampires. i've always wondered what types of jobs/work that vampires do though? i mean, you can't just go around robbing and killing people and expect to survive off that. or can you?

Sure you can. Every time you kill a guy, you strip his wallet. Or you use your glamor powers on one rich guy to make him write you out a million dollar check.

[grebo]

real vampires would smell really bad
if you lived off a liquid diet of blood your bowels would be pretty loose, imagine using the toilet after them, the stench would be disgusting
theyd also be really skinny from the liquid diet, not sexy skinny, more like severe anorexia skinny
shit smelling severely skinny vampires, not a good look
OMG, those junkies arent junkies, theyre vampires

ps
i am a werewolf

[toxicat]

Well, obviously. For that it'd need to be a quarter past one on the third night of the waning moon, and they'd need their pointy quartz and athame.

Honestly, I played that kid before. The jocks in high school always insisted that I was a satanist, and never being one to plead innocent I doodled a pentagram in the guy's math book in blood and told him he'd stay a virgin for the rest of his life. Around here, occulty goth kids are fairly unknown, so they were actually halfway creeped out. Good times.

Hmm...wonder if he's done the dirty yet.

[NothinButCult]

is this a trick question?

[Rockwulf]

[World*in*my*Eyes]

To me, all people who eat meat are vampires. I was born vegetarian. I could never stand eating meat. I do not do oral sex. Nothing goes in or near my mouth that blood runs through. I love garlic and I wear a silver cross just because I like that, garlic and silver crosses. Count Dracula was not a Vampire. He was actually a Christain protecting Romania from the Catholics. This is actual fact.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

To me, all people who eat meat are vampires. I was born vegetarian. I could never stand eating meat. I do not do oral sex. Nothing goes in or near my mouth that blood runs through. I love garlic and I wear a silver cross just because I like that, garlic and silver crosses. Count Dracula was not a Vampire. He was actually a Christain protecting Romania from the Catholics. This is actual fact.

If eating meat makes me a vampire, then you can call me fuckin' Lestat for all I care.

[Rockwulf]

To me, all people who eat meat are vampires.

To me, all people who confuse the word "vampire" with the words "carnivore" or "omnivore" are stupid.

[Rockwulf]

[Mr Karl]

mummies would be cool

[aXa]

not another mummy movie, please!

[keiko]

Is this thread dead yet?

~K

[funkatron]

"This is actual fact."

[Rockwulf]

[Rockwulf]

[Dusk]

http://twilightmmorpg.com/

For fucks sake.
Ding! +1 sparkle

[Rockwulf]

I want one!

[Raza]

Oh yeah, let's bring this thread back. Awesome.

Shirt is kinda meh, though.