Hello everyone. I'm CryoWulf. I'm a strange thing from NC. I used to play around on these board back when. I took a wild hair and decided I would pop back in.
I'm interesting in making some new friends on here. Don't give a rat's ass where you're from, how old you are, etc. etc. etc. If you don't suck odds are I will love talking to you.
Just a little about me:
Sometimes I scan random objects on a flatbed scanner just to see what they look like. For whatever reason, sometimes the image comes out as a plain white field. So I try it again. And again. And again. And still it's just a white blank. So I tweak some settings and scan it again and this time it comes out solid black. And I print out all these images and line them up and think about the fact that it's the same object in every picture....but the only thing I see is 5 pieces of paper and an empty ink cartridge. Then I start thinking about that empty ink cartridge and what it must look like inside, "Spongy at the bottom with wet black ink on all the walls." And then I think, "I wonder if that's what it feels like to be in a coma?", which sets my gears turning. "What if I am in a coma? I could see this being the kind of thing I would dream of in a coma. Maybe my whole life has just been a control-bar-to-the-head induced lie. Control bar? When the hell was I around a loose control bar?" And then start to think I might actually be a nuclear physicist who worked on the RBMK Reactor at Chernobyl. That would explain my intense hatred for Easy-Bake Ovens. "Piss-ant little things aren't even hot enough to bake muffins. How can I make this sucker hotter?" I must have then dedicated my life to the pursuit of the ultimate muffin...thus fueling an unhealthy interest in fusion. What if my last conscious thought as I pulled on my hazard suit and stared out through the lenses of my mask, and beheld the glowing hot light was, "Finally! A heat worthy of my muffins! Whole bran please."
So, there's my introduction and an intended conversation starter. Don't be a stranger. Well, ok...that might be fun too.
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