^knows the things he did to me at SeaWorld will forever be remembered by the two of us...and the cuddlefish
^knows the things he did to me at SeaWorld will forever be remembered by the two of us...and the cuddlefish
^ Got basket of nacho spilt on her lap by drunk freak at sea world
^told me he was one of the boys from I.c.P. ....so i let him lick the nacho cheese of fmy inner thigh
^Didn't know the nacho cheese is really spam.
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
^ has spent was too much time on the computer......
^probably doesn't know the Parrot Sketch.
^probably pining for the fjords.
^probobly a lumber jack but that's ok.
^Has a thing for luberjacks and hopes devil13 realy is a lumberjack so that he may confes his love
^Would rather hear The Hungarian Phrasebook Sketch.
My hovercraft is full of eels. Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? You great poof. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected. Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
^^Want to know if your wifes a goer. know what I mean, eh eh. Is she into photos. SAY NO MORE...
Is due for his monthly obligation to obsessively play re-runs of H.R. PuffnStuff.
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^Is due for his monthly obligation to obsessively play re-runs of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Knows that the reason for that would be for the scenes of the Pink Ranger doing Gymnastics.
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^has pink power ranger suit
^has the green power ranger suit
(that first power ranger movie, was flippin' awesome BTW. I haven't watched it in like 390420 years, but I will soon)
Plans to check out the movie again, even though he knows how cheezy the show is.
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^Was once bitten by a Møøse
^ has been hunting the Møøse who stole his ham and cheese sandwich
^ Is famous in Belgium for having had a ham and cheese sandwhich lodged in his bumhole for several weeks before it became a soggy mush...
^ performed the procedure to remove the ham and cheese and for that i am ever grateful
^ was left with a scar
^^Made funny faces at everyone for an hour and a half, just to seem odd.
^made a face and it stayed that way
^^Did the same thing , even though his mom told him not too.
^^posted twice in a row just so he could have post number 666
^congratulations on being 666 even tho he cheated but what the fuck thats the pirate way
was paying attention to the post count.
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^noticed he was paying attention to the post count.
(made an embarassing mistake)
May have seemingly confused Me with Forrest.
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^ easy to confuse
^loves stating the obvious
^ just easy
^^knows from experience just how easy he really is. After all..they are both seamen.
^ tried to gathers warriors from his village and sets out on a dangerous journey to Valhalla. They want to ask the gods to end the Age of Ragnorok and allow his people to see sunlight again.
^wonders how Stedman could ever stomach going down on Oprah...
^ actually brought up "going down" and "Oprah" in the same sentence.......... sadly she must be put away
^^Secretly yearns to taste Oprah's peanut butter pussy, it's brown smooth and easy to spread.
Would have made Me want to vomit, if I didn't already have a stomach virus.
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