^ had some of this mango last night
^ had some of this mango last night
^^Realizes that " No one may touch the Mango"
^^ wants the mango touched....
^has no idea what a mango is. but loves them just the mango just the same
^in love with Capt. Crunch but thought Cereal was spelled with an S
^^was once first mate aboard the S.S. Crunch, but was set adrift for munching on the Cap'ns port hole.
^dreams about these things
^ really only cares about the viking kitties on the bottom right...
^Sven Hawkings is the only viking that gets her juices flowing
^ had a 3some with me and sven only ^ did all the dirty work....(heh)
wants to be dirty
^wants to be clean but no matter how hard she scubs she still feels dirty.
must get clean. must get clean. it wont come off. must get clean.
May possibly have connections with the Smurf Mafia.
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^^Makes me worry about what he might do to those poor little smurfs in private.
May have been warned by them not to investigate their activities or else...
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^^really wants papa smurf......
^has a robot sex slave locked in the basement.
^likes to say "all hands on the poop deck" while in the showers.
^ likes the poop on the deck so much..he serenades the poo...
^hears the poo sing back in french.
^Knows the poo is a Neil Diamond impersinator.
^^bought tickets for all his friends for the last "POO" Neil Diamond impersonator concert. Sat around drinking a seabreeze and smoking clove cigarettes.
^prefers to see angry sphincter and the hershey squirts at the bowl
^ Thinks waay too deep into the whole "Poo" joke
^likes to think deep in the hole when it cumz to poo jokes
^ Has a secret Captain Kangaroo Fetish....
^Had a secret affair with Captain Crunch
^gives Howdy Doody wood
^is Howdy Doody's biggest "fan"
^Staggered out of the Neverland Ranch with a limp, a dazed expression and Mickeys entire collection of spare noses.
^ really wanted mickey to themself
knows more than I do about pandas.
^has a facination for butter and apllication thereof
lives off a steady diet of red rope licorice,cookie dough and tab cola flavored anallube
has a really hot hair do....and believes in self love. I love you me........
why thank you, me! wanna make out?
okay me....(takes myself out.....) lol
^Will bring forth the end of man kind with a great plague...
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