^ wishes someone would spank him good and hard
^ wishes someone would spank him good and hard
^ want to be covered in mustard when it happens
^works for a major mustard corporation.
buys mustard from the corp. for unmentionable acts
^documents said unmentionable acts and translates them into Mime-like actions
^video tapes mimed mustard acts
^sells them on the internet with special host Johnny Cochran
^Has secret Johnny Cochran mustard fantasies
is down with the johnny cochran part of the fantasy, but could take or leave the mustard
^ has an idea of what to do with the mustard I leave behind
^needs to acknowledge that mustard's 15min. is up and give BBQ sauce the recognition it deserves
^likes to suck bbq sauce off of *AnyBodies* toes
is currently covering her toes in bbq sauce....
^...has an army of robots waiting to do that onerous task
^ likes to fulfill robots "other" desires
^ is pondering a way to turn the robots against one another, just to watch the ensuing carnage
^just discovered a hidden horde of robots...in his pants.
^ and just what was he doing in the others pants ?
^ spent hours after this post imagining all the things that could be taking place in said pants
^instead of imagining what things could be going on in said (my lol) pants, instead ordered the video....and was relieved to find the robot-containing pants were not currently being worn by yours truly...and were, in fact, playing host to the fourth annual robot jousting world championships.
.....sponsered by sony
^was generously compensated by Sony for the last post.
^^Is a Rush Limbaugh impersonator on the side for extra money..^^
^ has wet dreams thinking of Rush
^Dreams of having wet-dreams with the band Rush
^ is new blood to Blue Blood
(see how I rhymed that to distract you from noticing that I didn't actually have anything good to say...pretty sneeky )
^^ Hopes one day to out rhyme Al Sharpton
^ took the nekkid pictures of Bea Arthur
^ That he used to trade for the naked pictures of Estelle Getty that he really wanted.
^ Who said he would pay for them, but the money order never went through
^ must still be in posession of some pictures that I need to get my hands on...for...a friend...yeah, thats the ticket
^thinks he's fooling someone
^ was fooled in to believing
^ thinks "I Still Believe" is the best song on the Lost Boys soundtrack....
^Has a thing for vampires
^is a closet Vampire lover His own self
^wonders just what does a Vampire come out of the closet for. "Mom..Dad...I dont like blood and I'm proud of it"
is secretly wondering how to break it to his family that he indeed dislikes blood
^ has recently gone through the same thing and could offer some help
^ has a home remedy, "stinky finger"
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