Share some of the funny oxymorons you've encountered
Share some of the funny oxymorons you've encountered
Religious Science
Religious Wisdom
Religious Tolerance
We're the government, and we're here to help.
Military intelligence?
hahahahah good oneOriginally Posted by Caligula
- jumbo shrimp
- postal service
- Microsoft Works
~Histrionica~
Black light
Educational television
Business ethics
Social security
Happy hour(s)
Good ones
'Friendly fire' is a concept that's always tickled me. If that's what they do when they like you, what the hell do they do when you piss 'em off?...
Or 'social disease' as a euphemism for STDs. Doesn't strike me as a particularly sociable think to pass around.
Well, When you piss them off, they:Originally Posted by Caligula
Set the dogs on you, set the bees on you, set the dogs with bees in their mouths after you, set the dogs that SHOOT bees out of their mouths at you.
And if you REALLY piss them off, they sind Richard Simmons Robots after you to make you shake shake shake, shake your booty!
In which case Iraq must be a pretty wild place right now...Originally Posted by BrightStar
Earth Day.
They rant about saving the trees, yet Kill untold tens of thousands of trees, just to make the banners to scribble in crude marker: Save the trees.
Earth Day is a joke.
Dubya graduating from yale...
compassionate conservatism
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