Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy?

[drewblood]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from
shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more
assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost
immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you
can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want to live. Shyness and
awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone.

Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use
Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor
control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of strip poker,
truth-or-dare, and naked twister.

Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.

[gothic rose]

best pitch add ever, makes me wanna try the product

[mmmcherry]

damn drewblood you rock
but you forgot one more side effect... lesbianism. thats what happened to me first time i tried tequila it was great.

[Bondage Clown]

Too bad I just found out I am allergic to the god-juice

[mmmcherry]

*cries for bondage clown*

[TheQuietPlace]

*adds tequila to my "to try" list*

[Bondage Clown]

*cries for bondage clown*

Thank you

[vinylkitty]

Now I wish I had a pitcher of margaritas!

[Mr Karl]

the only problem with tequila is when you invite one to a party he's always got to bring at least half a dozen friends

"dont worry, we left the worm in the van "

[Umbilical Lotus]

*does the "two more months until I go to Cuba and ritualistically torture my liver" dance*

Weeee.