WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE INSULT THAT HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON YOU?
Now this was said in anger and contempt to me one time....
YOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE HEDONIST!
Er.... and??
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE INSULT THAT HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON YOU?
Now this was said in anger and contempt to me one time....
YOU ARE AN IMPULSIVE HEDONIST!
Er.... and??
you are so rude
hippie... seriously people think they can hurt me by calling me a hippie... its lame.
I have two:
Cuntzilla I love it so much I used to have a tshirt with that printed on it.
Miss Tits and Attitude after slapping the hand of a drag queen away from my tiara.
you facist-atheist-arrogant-meat-eater!
christian vegans... are not to be taken lightly
Hahaha. What an excellent image.Originally Posted by Nudemuse
Mine has to be the one shouted at me whilst I was standing, waiting for a bus at my parents. A Charva (Chav, Ned, Townie, whatever you want to call them) shouted at me "Hairy Goff!" I can't believe they got the Goth thing. Most of the time we get Hippy!
The best insult a friend & I came up with to be the most offensive one ever was(Fuck-Tard being a blending of FUCKwit and reTARD)Inbred Nazi Fuck-Tard!
Hey are you a man or a woman? I was out walkin' my dad's dog years ago & a bunch of stupid ugly teenagers drove by me & said that. Yes, I was pretty andro lookin', my hair was waist long, black T, jeans & chucks but good lord! I don't think I look that masculine. Honestly I have always felt like a good mix of both masculine & feminine so I didn't bother me & I found it rather funny.
hah nudemuse... thats awesome
I got called a trollop once. It was awesome. When I was in college, this guy named Brett came over to my house and called me a trollop in this very theatrical manner. I don't even recall what he was peeved about. I vaguely think he and I might have had some sort of flirtation which never came to anything and then I got involved with someone. Only another friend of mine Mike thought it was all hilarious, so he convinced Brett to put a tape recorder in his backpack and tape himself using idiotic insults. Mike and pals even made suggestions of what Brett might want to call me. All of which of course Mike told me about in detail. It was so fucking funny that I couldn't even be mad at Mike.
my five year old cousin got really mad at me over something and just stood there glaring at me, trembling with anger. woulda been freakin scary if she werent like half my height. anyway, she just burst out and says
"You big... hairy... SMELLY BALL FACE!!!"
then she looked absolutely horrified and ran crying to her mum over what she had said. i nearly wet myself.
I was called a compulsive liar, so of course i just replied "am not."
a woman at a car lot trying to sell me a car once asked if i were emo... because i was wearing a metal band shirt. i wasnt offended though, she was just a moron. you cant blame her for being a braindead ditz. also i got a really good deal off the idiot
(thats a shirt for a metal band, not a band shirt made of metal)
(or a shirt made out of bands of metal)
(or metal bands)
(just wanted to clarify)
(thanks for your time)
er... huh whatOriginally Posted by Scar
ok after a half hour looking on spell check n a dictorany i have no clue... but i have to assume it was not nice...
rot in hell comes to mind.... well my mind anyway...
"You use the fact that you're smart to insult stupid people, who didn't even hurt you in any matter!"
that has to be my favourite one coming from a friend who was having a bit of a hysterical fit at the time, he doesn't usually point out things that are so painfully obvious
hedonist = someone who lives for pleasure
I've never been called anything interesting, but I've let fly a few interesting ones:
(all to men)
- gynaecomastic repressed cock-holster
- biohazardous fucktarded (I've used that too) cunt-scab
- yeast-infused malodourous cunt-bubble
- questionably high viral-load rectal swab
RUF-----I------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOriginally Posted by Bikerpunk
Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
huh?
hmm the most amazing insult had to be from my parents. grins ..bad associations spoils useful habits..(that is a quote from the bible folks.. ewww), we dont want you around your brothers anymore.... LOL can you imagine that??
cause i had a few different colors in my hair, eye brow pierced and I wore mostly black... strange...I wore other colors... in my hair (grins)!
I know I'm a bit late in replying to this, but better late than never.Originally Posted by Xochitl
Last time I checked down there, I was definitely of the Male Gender.
heh, im pretty sure she was saying the insult she had 'bestowed upon her', not actually asking if you were a man or not. that said, its always good to know
I was confused.
In high school: You're making about as much sense as Happy Noodle Boy. (He and I later became close friends.)Originally Posted by Scar
At a club in Detroit: You know what? You look like Divine in that get-up! (response: Thank you! I did what I set out to do!)
all the asian women at my work say I look like an "expanded cam-er-on di-az" you have to say it with the spacing cause thats how they do it..im also known as white bitchy...of course it's all in love
"You've always just gone ahead and done whatever you wanted to no matter what other people thought!"
My mother's favorite insult, tight lipped and with jaw clenched. I always thought it should be a complement, that I should be proud that I went my own way in life and not let others affect me, but, no, I was raised by a woman who felt it was disgraceful to be different and stand out in a crowd.
I have no idea. It's safe to say that 95%of the time i'm not listening.....
You've never seen Hook have you?Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Good ole Tri-Hawk
NopeOriginally Posted by Glork
In highschool, I was known as "Lumberjack" because of my affinity for combat boots and plaid, but mostly for my height. Before that, I was simply "Wicked Witch of the West End" because wouldn't you know it, I live in the west end.
Still best one to this day. I'll pray for you
normally its like Charlie Brown whoa whoana Whanoa! I go : And? Are you done yet, I got things to do! Do the world a favor go kill yourself!
I get that also Death I'll Pray For you.. Ok! good thanks Go pray to your monkey god!
I heard that the guy who played Rufio died recently.Originally Posted by VoldtaEngler
Did he really?
My friend told me he was in one of those dancing movies...thhat original genre of film in which two dance troups compete against each other, and invariably the troup from 'tha streetz' creates some urban fusion and wows everyone and breaks the status quo...
you know, one of THOSE movies.
cant say any that stiuck in y mind.
usually I'm the one doing the insulting.
squid fucker
kitten felcher
those two are my favourite at the moment to get peoples attention
Dunno where you heard that but from what i know hes still alive. He is actually a musician now. His name is Dante Basco.Originally Posted by SyntheticShock
I got called a zombie fucker the other night at a bar...
so... hypothetically...
where does one go to pick up zombies?
I was recently called Hitler by a couple of Chavs. They did this from over the road, while I was carrying a large bag of shopping. I don't know why they called me it, since my hair is long enough to touch my arse and I don't have any cultivated facial hair. I was wearing combat/cargo pants, Doc Martens, a leather biker jacket and leather gloves.
They weren't worth bothering with, so I just muttered "Seig Heil!" which caused my wife to almost fall over in hysterics.
wrong window OOPS!
Why, one's local morgue, funeral parlour or cemetery, of course !!!!Originally Posted by evilstonermonkey
Any film set involving George Romero?
Yes. That, or any one of Dario Argento's sets .Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
However, as far as I know, Mr. Argento's daughter Asia is quite far from un-dead, and a good thing too .
not so much an insult, but a group affiliation questioned by various family members, with the hope that the answer is no and the fear that it is yes.
Are you a-
Satan worshiper?
Communist?
Anarchist?
Gang member?
Homosexual?
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