A hard yet fun challenge

[Solace_in_the_snow]

I want to try this with the people here... Post a rp character and lets all brawl!

Name: Azazeal
Powers: Use of light to lose visability and ice attacks
Weapons: A long sword, a rapier, 3 grenades, and a saw blade on razor wire.

The turns go pretty simply. State who you challenge and then list one attack/dodge/ or spell per turn. Users take turns. Make sure you have a ref to determine who wins after ten turns. PM me for ref instructions

[evilstonermonkey]

Name: Muttonman the Sheepvincible
Powers: Dominion over sheep, Telekinetic control over any object made from or containing wool, the ability to create or summon wool seemingly from nothing.
Weapons: Shield of Static, Woollen Whip of Wodin, and a machine gun with a photograph of a sheep sticky hanging off the handle in one of those little plastic keychain things (hey... ive got a theme to stick to here...)

i of course challenge thee, solace. i cast Woollen Jumper on myself, making myself immune to all cold spells and effects, and order my Doomsheep familiar to eat any grenades that come near me.

[Solace_in_the_snow]

we need a ref first ya damn stoner monkey. But my attack would of corse be...

Throws his saw blade to rip through his woollen jumper

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Name: Mr BImble
Powers: The ability to cause hysterical laughter in anyone he looks at!
Weapons: Whoopee Cushion of Doom, The Pointy Stick of Pant-Wetting and Feather Duster of Much-Tickling !

I will sit in the corner and giggle to myself for a bit, staring at whoever joins as the Ref.

[Tinman]

Name: THE REF!
Powers: Voice of command, all who hear his voice obey without question, unquestionable knowlege of "The rules!"
Weapons: whistle of ear piercing pain and striped shirt of authority.

Game on ladies, i want a nice clean fight, rules are clear lets give the people a good show, those who are about to die salute u!! game on!!

[Velvet-Tongue]

Name: Internet Toughguy
Powers: Angry Internet Talk. "ILL FUCKING COME OVER IRL AND PUNCH YO ARE FACE FAGGOT!! YOU'RE JUST A FAT NERD ON A COMPUTER AND CANT DO SHIT IRL. I'LL GET ALL MY FRIENDS AND WE'LL BEAT YOU UP AND **** YOUR GOLDFISH!"
Weapons: Laptop, Ipod, Cry to Mods to ban.


((Sorry, just been reading alot of posts like above and felt inspired ))

[helcyon]

Name: Muttonman the Sheepvincible
Powers: Dominion over sheep, Telekinetic control over any object made from or containing wool, the ability to create or summon wool seemingly from nothing.
Weapons: Shield of Static, Woollen Whip of Wodin, and a machine gun with a photograph of a sheep sticky hanging off the handle in one of those little plastic keychain things (hey... ive got a theme to stick to here...)

i of course challenge thee, solace. i cast Woollen Jumper on myself, making myself immune to all cold spells and effects, and order my Doomsheep familiar to eat any grenades that come near me.

oh man you are back to your best with this one wickedbongape. I have noticed that you, like I, seem to speak from hardcore heartfelt cultural knowledge and race memory when it comes to the best ab/uses of the sheep family.

[helcyon]

Name: Internet Toughguy
Powers: Angry Internet Talk. "ILL FUCKING COME OVER IRL AND PUNCH YO ARE FACE FAGGOT!! YOU'RE JUST A FAT NERD ON A COMPUTER AND CANT DO SHIT IRL. I'LL GET ALL MY FRIENDS AND WE'LL BEAT YOU UP AND **** YOUR GOLDFISH!"
Weapons: Laptop, Ipod, Cry to Mods to ban.


((Sorry, just been reading alot of posts like above and felt inspired ))

That's gold Uncharacteristically I am not even going to try to think of something to contribute here as it couldn't be this good. I am in the presence of esoteric masters.

Just quickly on your theme VT... I so know the type. One sub-species of this kind of lame twit I call "The big men of eBay".

[helcyon]

oh ok then... how about:

NAME:
* *******Stalker
POWERS:
* Morphs/shapeshifts between 1) Deviously non-descript loser fashionless filing-clerk 2) Powerfully sweaty hairy-backed fat shirtless man-boob man 3) Can actually transform into two seperate beings at once usually manifesting as a horridly disgusting leering grinning un-self-aware aged predator/sleazebag and his long-suffering mousey wife who has no choice but to go along with his obsessive plots to try and line up 3-somes with much younger bi-sexuals to his advantage.
TACTICS:
* relentless persistence
* pursues a million contacts maybe with automatic friend requesting apps
* un-funny corny attempts at banter
* extreme absence of the "cool gene"
* really really un-sexy profile pics that they have natural immunity to and increases their strength but cause horrific nausea in everyone else
* will stubbornly & completely ignore all evidence of obvious incompatibility
* asks to do MSN or some other IM crap
WEAKNESSES:
* Just tell them that you are somewhere near their age
* Will lose all strength if you rip off their hairpiece or set fire to their mirkin

ok ok I don't do RPGs so I'm not really on a vibe as to how to lampoon them properly. best I could do on this amount of drinking and sleep

[Wynden Nightshade]

Name: The Nefarious V.
Powers: Animate undead servant, life tap, ressurect
Weapons: Compound Bow, Short sword, dagger

Bring it on

[OrganizedKhaos]

I'm Helcyon's right arm.........tonight's anyway

[helcyon]

I'm Helcyon's right arm.........tonight's anyway

ooo now you are talkin high veracity stuff. wish i had more time to explore my confused feelings of uncharacteristic congeniality but it's 7.15 pm and i've got to go hairspray my studs in preparation for the quaintly named "metal night" at the sly fox tonite. i'm drunk enuff so that's an excellent start.

you might consider showing up too if you, like me, were not wanting to stand up the rather superlative Samantha Smash yay. i must say it's hard to leave this lovely 5L keg of Heineken but I've weighed it up and yep fuck Heineken on balance.

Now ... back on topic ... um wot? I cannot form new memories or re-form old ones. Me mates physically won't let me type any more right now... later !

oh right a fun challenge or something...

[evilstonermonkey]

oh man you are back to your best with this one wickedbongape. I have noticed that you, like I, seem to speak from hardcore heartfelt cultural knowledge and race memory when it comes to the best ab/uses of the sheep family.

heh yeah, i was tempted to make it control of all sheep and new zealanders, but only the aussies and us kiwis would have gotten it...
anyhoo, on with the show...

now that we got a ref (thank you tinman, may your whistle be eternally shrill and annoying), its time to teach young solace a lesson about the power of livestock...
i rub my Shield of Static as a free action, charging it, and cast Wool To Steel. My woolen jumper pulls free from me and, hooked onto your sawblade, simultaneously turns to steel wool and channels the electricity from my shield down the chain and into your tender, deliciously conductive body.

burn, azazeal, and please check with the ref if there is any chance of your grenades being detonated in your pockets, kthxbye

[Solace_in_the_snow]

ok les bring a little order to this.. The ref rules are simple. pick whomever you think did best. And try not to pick the cute ones most.

[Solace_in_the_snow]

to respond to the monkey, "Uses frozen air to draw the static away and kill off all his livestock due to lack of body heat

[evilstonermonkey]

And try not to pick the cute ones most.

whats the matter, you think im too cute to lose?

i cast a spell common to various games of various genres - Fire Weapon. a large number of high velocity, tungsten-cored AP rounds head in your direction - your move, matie.

[Tinman]

Quick ref ruling, ur using cold to harm wooly sheep by makin them cold, is this just sounding unlikely to me? your attack fails!! But id say no to the grenades goin off, game on ladies

[helcyon]

ok les bring a little order to this..

Why? and my name's not les.

And try not to pick the cute ones most.

Awwww gee Don't rule yourself out like that. You are the cutest. So Soooooooo Cuuuuuuuute

[evilstonermonkey]

firstly tinman, i would like to say that you are doing a wonderful job as a ref, and think that you are looking just lovely today. is that a new fragrance your wearing? divine.

secondly, i have to admit that i didnt ask about the cold-on-sheepses question because while wooly sheep are tough to the cold, magical ice would most likely still fuck them up. a Doomsheep however, burning with the undead rage of livestock hell...

thirdly, helcyon: dude, you know our love will be eternal but lets face it. you only think im cute because im covered with wool

[helcyon]

our love will be eternal but lets face it. you only think im cute because im covered with wool

noooo... you're breaking up with me aren't you. aren't you!! pleeease.... I can change... I'm so sorry... You can wear the front half of the sheep costume sometimes....

[Black Spiral Dancer]

Mr Bimble, using his stealthiness, sneeaks up behind the Ref at a crucial moment and tickles his arse with feather duster.

[evilstonermonkey]

uh... wheres my rival got to?

[Solace_in_the_snow]

sorry had to go to the marine base for drills.

tosses a grenade coated in ice at his sheep in the form of an icy apple

[evilstonermonkey]

koo, welcome backs. obviously Doomsheep the mighty eats it, as i ordered it to. dunno why is coated in ice though. cant be good for the nade... as for the sheep, i dont think shards of ice in the gullet are gonna worry it any more than the grenade will

uh... wait. you didnt do anything about my machinegun barrage, thats gonna leave a mark. i use my telekinetic control of wool to animate the Woolen Whip of Wodin, which immediately wraps itself around your wrists, ankles and neck tight enough to break the skin, and cast Wool to Steel again, hogtieing you in solid steel bands.

[Tinman]

E S M u charmer u, but i did notice he did nothing to stop the bullets coming his was, sorry S I T S but u made a txt book error, er u didnt dodge lots of bullets!! Ur in a bad way, u need to heal or open a serious can of whoop ass!!
oh and doom sheep does as said, "and order my Doomsheep familiar to eat any grenades that come near me", now known as the Boom sheep! lol

oh and B S D, i just giggle a little, sorry if it doesnt hurt it doesnt count!
nails a yellow card to ur forehead as a warning for interfering with the ref, not the interfering just u did it badly lol xx

[evilstonermonkey]

uh... wait. you didnt do anything about my machinegun barrage, thats gonna leave a mark.

yeah, i did notice

[OrganizedKhaos]

Why? and my name's not les.

Awwww gee Don't rule yourself out like that. You are the cutest. So Soooooooo Cuuuuuuuute

HAHAHA ...that's clever

[helcyon]

Mr Bimble

hmmm... I think I know where you're coming from with this one you nasty tricky werewolf

[evilstonermonkey]

ah shites, i think i killed him...

[Tinman]

The winner of our first BB fight out is, ESM, well done, S I T S has entered the i suck big time pit of shame, lol

what did we all do till this thread came into our lives, thats right we were busy havin lives lol

[evilstonermonkey]

wait, i had a life?

so, anyone wanna challenge the grand champion? I AM UNDEFEATED!!!!

[Solace_in_the_snow]

This is Zack, SITS, Brother annocing. Zack was killed june 5th 2008. The police think it was most likely a hate crime.

[Bikerpunk]

Dude, you'd better be Zack, mate. If you're not, that's not funny.

If this is true, then my sincerest condolences.

[Bacchus88]

wow.... I would think, a matter like this would be true ....if not? I cant come up for words for that.
I have never type to him, SITS you have my condolences.......

[SyntheticShock]

This is Zack, SITS, Brother annocing. Zack was killed june 5th 2008. The police think it was most likely a hate crime.

I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope the police catch the person(s) who did this and lock them away for good.

[helcyon]

This is Zack, SITS, Brother annocing. Zack was killed june 5th 2008. The police think it was most likely a hate crime.

This sounds very bad. Please excuse me but I cannot quite understand. Who exactly are we talking about here? Is it SITS? Is it his brother? is Zack SITS or is Zack SITS' brother? Once again I apologise but I can't quite understand this post. This sounds very shocking and serious.

[Bikerpunk]

SITS = Solace In the Snow
Zack = SITS brother

It appears Zack is going through SITS' computer, and notifying all the websites he figured SITS ever went to of his death.

[helcyon]

That is apalling.

[Dusk]

Im confused.
Did something hapen to zack or SITS?

[Bikerpunk]

SITS according to his brother Zack, is dead - was murdered in an apparent hate crime.