And THIS is why I don't go to clubs

[Bikerpunk]

One of my long time acquaintances is a NYC area bouncer whose blog rages with much vitriol against the Burtabi Bros. types in the night clubs.

But someone else amped it up another notch, as Emeril would say.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com

I am NOT affiliated with that site, but it's bleeding genius.

There's a reason why I'm single, and it's cause I refuse to scour places like that looking for something for a meaningless one night relationship with.

[Bacchus88]

this is great site biker, thank you .. I know people like this, and have been to clubs with them. It is hell, but on the other hand it rather funny to watch them.

Might have to start taking picture of them!

[GnArKiLL]

chicks dig douchebags.


its science.

[Ace]

I despise douchebags.

If you (a) Tan, (b) Pop your collar, (c) Wax, and (d) Wear pinky rings stay away from me.

If you say the word 'bra' anywhere near me I'll cut off your tongue and nail it to the bar. Or I would, if I went anywhere near the clubs in which douchbags congregate.

[Bikerpunk]

Marry me, Ace.

[Mr Karl]

personaly, I looking forward to seeing what happened to these ' douchebags' and thier 'hot' chicks in 40 years

[OrganizedKhaos]

I'm SO removed like almost completely from that culture.

Its greek to me... but less appealing.

[SyntheticShock]

Yea, not my type of guys...at all.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Nor I.

[Bikerpunk]

personaly, I looking forward to seeing what happened to these ' douchebags' and thier 'hot' chicks in 40 years

[Mr Karl]

wow, that good huh?

[Amelia G]

I always find it odd that people on the internet can generate so much interest with hate sites.

I mean, the guy who runs that site has managed to generate serious numbers of visitors by hostilely posting photographs of guys who use hair products and get more pussy than he does.

Just make the hair products a different selection sort and those guys could be many of the men who post and have memberships on Blue Blood sites. Edit: some of those guys look like they do use a more mohawkian hair product set.



Women are not manifest destiny property. If you see a hot chick out at a club and she does not want to share her cunt with you, that is her body and her choice, and it is not the fault of the guy who hit the gym or brushed his hair more than you did. Although I might have some suggestions of how to compete i.e. get better grooming and/or better game and/or less hate. Hate is not hot, unless you are really really humorous about it.

[SyntheticShock]

I do think that those guys seem to have 1 thing that most girls find attractive...confidence.

[Amelia G]

I do think that those guys seem to have 1 thing that most girls find attractive...confidence.

[Bikerpunk]

Oh, I agree about the whole thing of cunt-sharing and that.

I don't dislike guys like that because of their "success with women" - I dislike them because they're douchebags.

Nor, frankly, am I interested remotely in that kind of woman.

But the guy who writes the site has a hideously twisted way with words. "I'd pay $500 to sniff her childhood teddy bear?" That's nine colours of warped and wrong right there.

[OliX]

Douches are cool. It makes us feel normal

[Bikerpunk]

I do think that those guys seem to have 1 thing that most girls find attractive...confidence.

There's confidence, and then there's arrogance.

Many girls would do well to know the difference. I don't feel the need to malign gay people and start fights in a bar to show how "alpha male" I am. It doesn't mean you're hard, it means you have bail bondsmen on speed dial.

I do agree though Amelia, a lot of no-game fellas would do well to channel their energy into losing some weight, getting a better job and grooming better.

As for me, I got no game, but I want no game. I'd rather spend the evening working on getting that awesome riff Joe Morello was playing, or working on a painting.

[Amelia G]

There's confidence, and then there's arrogance.

Many girls would do well to know the difference. I don't feel the need to malign gay people and start fights in a bar to show how "alpha male" I am. It doesn't mean you're hard, it means you have bail bondsmen on speed dial.

I do agree though Amelia, a lot of no-game fellas would do well to channel their energy into losing some weight, getting a better job and grooming better.

As for me, I got no game, but I want no game. I'd rather spend the evening working on getting that awesome riff Joe Morello was playing, or working on a painting.

You're solidly employed, you work out, and you are artistic. Chicks dig that, but you could probably work on your game, confidence, whatever you want to call it, but that thing.

[Amelia G]

Oh, I agree about the whole thing of cunt-sharing and that.

I don't dislike guys like that because of their "success with women" - I dislike them because they're douchebags.

Nor, frankly, am I interested remotely in that kind of woman.

But the guy who writes the site has a hideously twisted way with words. "I'd pay $500 to sniff her childhood teddy bear?" That's nine colours of warped and wrong right there.

Maybe I don't see the appeal because, as a writer and someone who has spent some time with adult industry professionals, I'm perhaps overly aware that statements like "I'd pay $500 to sniff her childhood teddy bear" are derivative at best, definitely not original.

Perhaps we need a working definition of what makes a guy a douchebag. A little help?

[One Eyed Cat]

Maybe I don't see the appeal because, as a writer and someone who has spent some time with adult industry professionals, I'm perhaps overly aware that statements like "I'd pay $500 to sniff her childhood teddy bear" are derivative at best, definitely not original.

Perhaps we need a working definition of what makes a guy a douchebag. A little help?

I've never seen it used in reference to preening. It's usually when you disagree with a chick or don't play the game. If you're a bit harsh about it, then you're a "douchebag". Clubs here are lame anyways though. I don't doubt some that do fit this new version of "douchebag". I don't see the relevance to anything beyond finding non-scenester women.

OEC

[TheCosmicSheriff]

I for one have had little or no luck meeting women at clubs. Not that I try, but dancing with your eyes closed dose not promote conecting with other people.
The women I have met I would not take home let alone introduce to my mother.

[drewblood]

i hear the term douche-nozzle more then douche-bag these days it seems.

is that just an east coast thing?

[SyntheticShock]

There's confidence, and then there's arrogance.

Many girls would do well to know the difference. I don't feel the need to malign gay people and start fights in a bar to show how "alpha male" I am. It doesn't mean you're hard, it means you have bail bondsmen on speed dial.

I do agree though Amelia, a lot of no-game fellas would do well to channel their energy into losing some weight, getting a better job and grooming better.

As for me, I got no game, but I want no game. I'd rather spend the evening working on getting that awesome riff Joe Morello was playing, or working on a painting.

Yes, but confidence and arrogance can be easily confused with some people.

[Bikerpunk]

You're solidly employed, you work out, and you are artistic. Chicks dig that, but you could probably work on your game, confidence, whatever you want to call it, but that thing.

Nah. I give off some kind of pheromone that turns people off.

I'm used to it.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Do wasp's dive bomb you rather than the person next to you?

[Bikerpunk]

Nah. Haven't seen a flying stingy insect in a long time.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Just checking, sometimes a vitamin deficiency will cause them to dive bomb, I was just making sure that wasnt the reason you project the unappealing pheromone

[Bikerpunk]

Just checking, sometimes a vitamin deficiency will cause them to dive bomb, I was just making sure that wasnt the reason you project the unappealing pheromone

Nah, I'm just ugly and can't be bothered.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Ugly is subjective. There is beauty in everyone.

[Ace]

Ugly is subjective. There is beauty in everyone.

Except douchebags.

Now that I've got the pun out of the way, I'd like to say that arrogance is one of the biggest turn-offs for me, either in douchbags or those assholes who make those kinds of sites and hide behind their computer with their little...quips.

[OrganizedKhaos]

Those people may just happen to have more ugly things and just one beautiful thing. The beauty in others varies.

[Bacchus88]

TheCosmicSheriff you and me both...women at night clubs are fun to look at, bur really that is as far as it goes.

OrganizedKhaos your, right. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder..everyone has that beholder some where... and for others that beer holder....

I am starting think, I need to go to church to meet women...

[OrganizedKhaos]

I love it, beauty in the eye of the BEER HOLDER!!!!

thanks baccus88!!!!

[OrganizedKhaos]

I entered a pic of my friend I'd taken of him while barbecuing and being drunk as hell.... the beer his son brought home was lite beer, something he seldom drinks, BUT ...eh, lemme link it.





Beauty is in the eye of the BEER HOLDER!!!

[OrganizedKhaos]

the reason I linked this, I was going to put your quote as a title to this pic.
May I please?

[Bacchus88]

have at it...see no reason why need to ask, but thank you anyways... If it is good use it....

[OrganizedKhaos]

Dont you think it oddly fits this picture?

I love that dude to death, as I stated in my my space, he has the comic timing of a comedian, can cook better than most ppl's mothers that read my post, and I've had the best conversations with him, and he shares the wisdom he's gathered in his life very generously.

[OrganizedKhaos]

The 'space entry I made, is a comic entry in a photo contest....
There was a comment made that this should be a poster on a dorm room.

[Bikerpunk]

I'm not a douchebag, but I am an asshole.

[TheCosmicSheriff]

I'm not a douchebag, but I am an asshole.

I resemble this remark!