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    Bikerpunk's Avatar Ill-intentioned bad apple
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    that dude officially killed the mohawk.

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    Loser alarm!

    LARP LARP LARP LARP LARP

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    Speechless, that crap sucks so bad. But the weird thing is that my Japanese friends who have the teeth implants, do play piercing and regularly take syringes of their blood and squirt each other with it in the fetish shows, and drink blood might actually like that video.

    People actually paid to see that show???

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    Japan exports 90% of the world's weird.

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    yeah, I've been here a long time and I still get surprised by some of the shit they come up with.

    Now I got that fucking vampire song stuck in my head, great! I hate when that happens....

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    That is a special kind of awesome!

    For a contest that is usually a celebration of disco pop crap of the lowest order, at least this was a fun flavor.

    It's like the hideous love child of Adam Ant and Justin Timberlake. Actually after watching the Pirates of Dance video I am convinced that DJ Bobo is short for Bobo Ant Timberlake.

    You keep vampin DJ Bobo. The legends have to survive.

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    He looks a bit too tanned to be a vampire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
    He looks a bit too tanned to be a vampire.
    I love that statement!!!

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    hey! that's my favorite song!


    winner of 2006 eurovision
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=YgENuff5VAA&feature=related

    some fairly good ethno ska that was on eurovision
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=lvHLmF7dGPo&feature=related

    and the worst ever "thing" that showed up on eurovision
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nT_wZRflXCc&feature=related

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    I thought vampires where a bit more hardcore

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    neh, vampires cant all be dark and angsty. every now and then some idiot cotton candy teeny bopper is gonna get bit, and the world never recovers.

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    Gah. Eurovision. You'd have to staple my eyelids to my eyebrows and chain me to get me to watch it. Worst thing Europe has produced since Hitler.

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    Okay, I just watched the 'Vampires are alive' vid. I think I might have to commit suicide now.

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    I'm with you on both counts, Sickybuaaaaa!

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    I should have my eye burns and replaced with marbles for watching this. I'm thinking AVGN right now.

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    steps go goth

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    Holy shit that was just as bad as the last one. Please in all the universes in the multiverse in the ultraverse, let it be known this is fucking horrible.

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    Cockknocker vision.

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    once you see it you cant unsee it! ..wtf indeed

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    pass the brain bleach please....

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    Quote Originally Posted by Head Wreck
    pass the brain bleach please....
    And after that ... the minds eye poker outter.

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    *hands corkscrew* will this do?

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    Yes, Steps truly were an atrocity worthy of a good culling!

    Eurovision is a gauge of how certain countries view each other. Former Eastern Block States tend to vote for each other. Countries that have been adverse to each other politically tend to give eath other low votes, if any at all.

    I never watch it because it is the most cringe-worthy crap on the tv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Head Wreck
    *hands corkscrew* will this do?
    I guess they dont call you head wreck for nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer

    Eurovision is a gauge of how certain countries view each other. Former Eastern Block States tend to vote for each other. Countries that have been adverse to each other politically tend to give eath other low votes, if any at all.
    Apparently this political voting has prompted the eurovision officials to amend the semi-final process this year. Only those countries guaranteed a place in the final (England, France, Germany and Spain), due to bank-rolling the competition, have been allowed to vote. Last night was the turn of the Eastern Block semi-final voted for by England and France to attempt to prevent any favouritism.

    I'm sorry to admit that i do watch it, if not purely because i am a student with little else to do but because i enjoy horrendously bad acts.

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    Abba should win it again this year and every year until someone has a better entry than their winner 'Waterloo'.

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    I swear you're terribly witty!

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    when you think of the musical talent Europe has to offer.

    why the fuck does the crap get put on show.

    *edited for spelling that would land me in an atrocities tribunal*

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    Quote Originally Posted by poison
    Only those countries guaranteed a place in the final (England, France, Germany and Spain), due to bank-rolling the competition, have been allowed to vote.
    So it's like a mini model of the EU.

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    exactly. except the inclusion of Britain stuff

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    I've never been outta the country besides maybe canada but that doesnt count to me because its still in THIS continent!

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    Maybe Canada?

    Let me guess, you were in Toronto?

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    Waterloo wouldn't be allowed to be sung as it is deemed offensive to French people. They are even thinking of changing the tube station name from Waterloo to something else, as 1000s of tourists pass through it eery month.

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    It's WATERLOO and if the French don't like LOSING WARS they should stop drinking coffee and smoking Gittanes and GROW A PAIR

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    wow just wow that vampires are alive song is like they are trying to be aqua but fail

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    Default Re: Dear Europe: fuck off.

    just an update...russia won, by miles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Spiral Dancer
    Waterloo wouldn't be allowed to be sung as it is deemed offensive to French people.
    fug em

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    You always have the best placed emoticons....
    May I call you Helly?

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