hello fromthe bride of donkey moses

[Ubiquitress]

i was hunting for my husband and i found him in here.hey its kind of nice in here, mind if i stay awhile?
im the ubiquitress,which essentially means that i like to make stuff and have a knack for using whats on hand to make whatever noun ,place ,character etc.is needed for that time .i like to make tiny places and their tiny citizens and play god..i am the bride of donkey moses and share the dream of living in the big blue castle with a jumbo miniature golf course that we will build no matter how old we are when this happens.did he mention that there is a massive greenhouse there?its big enough for fruit trees, i find this very sexy
i like to grow things and then eat them.
i live in santa fe now with the tons of teens and the coyote bronson.the coyote keeps trying to grow sock trees,he thinks its sexy,and the teenagers keep trying to grow,and its good.
we wrangle light for money,point it over here ,then over there ,then chase chubby checker around a casino with it.we also get paid to make places seem like other places, and people seem like other people.it can get confusing but its a decent living.
i have a problem with punctuation and for that i apologize in advance,but considering i call my typewriter my laptop most of the time i figure for a luddite im doing ok if i dont slap my screen every time i hit enter.
looking forward to meeting you all..... and mutton on sunday...

[ForrestBlack]

Welcome and stuff. Make yourself at home.

[DonkeyMoses]

Hey guys, don't tell the wife I here, ok? Oh shit, uh, hi honey!

[jonny.illuminati]

welcome! punctuation is overrated

perhaps Hasenpfeffer on Sunday instead since DM said he didn't have a recipe for Mutton

i yell at my laptop quite often...

you two seem quite the match!

[DonkeyMoses]

Welcome and stuff. Make yourself at home.

Actually, she already is at home. I'm looking at her right now. At home.

[Ubiquitress]

and im making myself right now

[jonny.illuminati]

and im making myself right now

[Velvet-Tongue]

Welcome to the house.

[Head Wreck]

welcome!

[Senior_Diablo]

hallo and welcome

[Ajax Knucklebones]

***we also get paid to make places seem like other places, and people seem like other people***

Hey, could you make me seem like a guy who's very charismatic, charming, and outrageously handsome? There's some mutton in it, if you can make it happen!

[Ubiquitress]

***we also get paid to make places seem like other places, and people seem like other people***

Hey, could you make me seem like a guy who's very charismatic, charming, and outrageously handsome? There's some mutton in it, if you can make it happen!

theres mutton in it?darling im sure we can work something out you dashing creature who swoops through the night like a sword where have you been hiding?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Ooooo! I like the sound of this. Donkey Moses, I think she's a keeper!

[DonkeyMoses]

Tell me about it.

[Mr Karl]

hello

[Ubiquitress]

i like your hat mr. karl

[Senior_Diablo]

Ooooo! I like the sound of this. Donkey Moses, I think she's a keeper!

we're not throwing her in the fire like that other person?

jk..i second that, of course..

[DoctorZ]

*pokes the newbie* O.o

Hi, My name is Insane, and I'm doctorz.

.... Waaaaait a minute...

Gimme the mutton.

[Senior_Diablo]

*pokes the newbie* O.o

Hi, My name is Insane, and I'm doctorz.

.... Waaaaait a minute...

Gimme the mutton.

DZ, are you the kind of guy that would go to a AAA meeting and go "hi my name is [insert name here] and im an alcoholic" ?lol

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Simpsons....

"Sorry, pally, this is triple A."

Classic!

[DoctorZ]

No, I'm the kind of guy that would go to a double-A meeting and spike the punch.

[Senior_Diablo]

No, I'm the kind of guy that would go to a double-A meeting and spike the punch.

LMAO! .. you sneaky sadistic canadian you..





you're awesome

[Vexbeast]

Miniature...

Golf...

Win.

[mystoo]

Hi! Welcome. Did your hubby mention that we're all coming to your castle to party? And of course, for some of that damn mutton he's always on about

[episode allah]

hola!?!

[inox]

Greetings and welcome!

[Ubiquitress]

we're not throwing her in the fire like that other person?

jk..i second that, of course..

is this that "friendly fire" i keep hearing about..or the old fashioned kind?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

I don't know. If we throw you in a vat of water, do you float?

[Morning Glory]

Simpsons....

"Sorry, pally, this is triple A."

Classic!

or the other one:

"Hi, my name is Barney Gumball and i'm an alcoholic."

"Mr. Gumball, this is a Girl Scout meeting."

"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?"

[motormenace]

Thanks for joining us. You seem nice, but I don't like your husband! LOL!!!!

[DonkeyMoses]

[motormenace]

LOL!!!!!!

[Senior_Diablo]

is this that "friendly fire" i keep hearing about..or the old fashioned kind?

nah, the old fashion witch burning fire...or we sometimes go with what AK mentioned..lol

or the other one:

"Hi, my name is Barney Gumball and i'm an alcoholic."

"Mr. Gumball, this is a Girl Scout meeting."

"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?"

[Ajax Knucklebones]

nah, the old fashion witch burning fire...or we sometimes go with what AK mentioned..lol

That's what I meant. Back in the ye olden days, if they thought you were a witch they'd chuck you in water. If you floated, that meant you were a witch so THEN they'd burn you in a fire.....

Oh hey, SD, you missed it. At my house tonight, it was senior citizen night. Free apple sauce and sangria. There was GILF gash all up in this hizzie!

[Ubiquitress]

i got kicked out of brownies,dont even know what i did,maybe it was the cookies..

[Ubiquitress]

and i float quite nicely if you must know,hehheh heh

[Senior_Diablo]

That's what I meant. Back in the ye olden days, if they thought you were a witch they'd chuck you in water. If you floated, that meant you were a witch so THEN they'd burn you in a fire.....

Oh hey, SD, you missed it. At my house tonight, it was senior citizen night. Free apple sauce and sangria. There was GILF gash all up in this hizzie!

for some reason those tests seem a bit flawed..hmm..

wait..just because my name is Senior_Diablo doesnt mean i like my woman wrinkly..

and i float quite nicely if you must know,hehheh heh

[Morning Glory]

if she floats she must be made out of wood, and therefor a witch.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

and i float quite nicely if you must know,hehheh heh

WITCH! WITCH!.....Burn her on the stake! WITCH! Look! She's got a mustache! WITCH!

[DoctorZ]

How do you KNOW she's a witch?