The best thread in the history of the internet?

[Rockwulf]

I nominate this one. Sure it's from a board of weight lifting douche-tards but it gave me a humor-boner from the get-go:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=111777031

[Bikerpunk]

Dude, that girl has a noticeable bulge where she shouldn't have one. Holy fuck.

[Rockwulf]

That's the least of her worries. Read the thread for a while. The replies are hilarious. I'm only on page 4 and I'm crying.

[Rockwulf]

[Bikerpunk]

Seriously, shit, well spotted Rock. This moved me to TEARS.

[Rockwulf]

I wish I could take credit but it's just one of those internet memes making the rounds.

[Mr Karl]

that is funny

[Bikerpunk]

You've got to put a BB shout-out in, Rockwulf.

[Rockwulf]

Yeah well I'm super quick on the draw.









































At least if you ask my exes....

[Buster Friendly]

I kept waiting for the comedy to kick in, after about 7 pages I was like "Yeah, that chick is ugly, maybe I should go back to blooblud and pick on Bikerpunk."

[Raza]

I'm not seeing it, I think. She's got messed up eyes, but all round she's no worse looking than the average person out on the street; which in my book means a pretty low score, but remains too common to fuel ridicule. Her body's not so horrible at all.

Responses are mostly a bandwagon of generic disaproval. The funniest stuff inthere is basic /b/ slang.

So what's the joke? I hate to be the one not laughing.

[Rockwulf]

The first few responses from the original poster are classic. "She's the most beautiful creature in the world" etc.

As I go on some of the photoshops are hillarious in their own right.

[Rockwulf]

maybe I should go back to blooblud and pick on Bikerpunk."

Oh sure, take the easy route.

[Raza]

I'm afraid I never made it to any photoshops. I suppose they could only make it funnier, although my imagination fails me as to how.

Oh sure, take the easy route.

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[inox]

I nominate this one. Sure it's from a board of weight lifting douche-tards but it gave me a humor-boner from the get-go:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=111777031

I used to post on there as Inox, but seldom bother lately. That thread is a total car crash.

The fact that she's aware of the infamy makes it so much worse.

[Buster Friendly]

Oh sure, take the easy route.

No, no, I shall take the high road.

As usual.

[Bikerpunk]

She's shown more class than the rest of em.

[Rockwulf]

She doesn't have an option!

What's she gonna do? Threaten to kick everyone's ass?

She's more likely to haunt their nightmares.

[Rockwulf]

[Morning Glory]

62 pages? wow.

I loled only a few times. I also didn't make it to the photoshops, but I'm a big fan of that gag.

and by gag I don't mean the physical reaction you get when looking at her pics

[inox]

Honestly, I think that while something about her face is a little oddly proportioned, she's got a nice body.

Really, I see far more troubling people out in society at large every day.

[Pull~My~Hair]

lmao soooo good. I was okay until this post



then I laughed my ass off

[Rockwulf]

Honestly, I think that while something about her face is a little oddly proportioned, she's got a nice body.

Really, I see far more troubling people out in society at large every day.

As impressive as your "Bikerpunk" impression is, you need to back off and pretend to care about the rules.

[OliX]

lmao soooo good. I was okay until this post



then I laughed my ass off

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!

[OliX]

[inox]

As impressive as your "Bikerpunk" impression is, you need to back off and pretend to care about the rules.

That's a fucking low blow, toolbox.

[OliX]

Looks like her eye is leaking... or is my trip kicking in early.

[soma_stardust]

ok, this shit is funny.
it's not so much that she's not the best/worst looking person in the world. it's the fact that the op obviously thinks she is, posing her next to the car and all... omfg. no. like so many others....

[VoldtaEngler]

The thread started automatically becoming funny when I read how they speak.. brah!
Cow-a-fugly-bunga bitches! BRAH!

[soma_stardust]

also. same bad forced smile. in.every.picture. and no makeup ability whatsoever.
D:
*scary*
*hides*

[soma_stardust]

aw, damn. i can't see half the pics because the thread is too damn popular. "exceeded bandwidth" my ass D:
yeahi'mbored.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

That whole thread should be titled "My beautiful girlfriend fail".

[Rockwulf]

[mystoo]

[DonkeyMoses]

As usual, it's all context. She's not really that hideous. Unusual face, nice body, on the street I don't think I would give much notice. Put her in really bad make-up with the same plastic smile in every shot and get her to pose in front of a car as though she's suposed to be hot, then she's kinda scary. In real life she might be kinda cute. Her guy obviously thinks so.

[Rockwulf]

[soma_stardust]

As usual, it's all context. She's not really that hideous. Unusual face, nice body, on the street I don't think I would give much notice. Put her in really bad make-up with the same plastic smile in every shot and get her to pose in front of a car as though she's suposed to be hot, then she's kinda scary. In real life she might be kinda cute. Her guy obviously thinks so.

i agree. it's all in the hideous makeup and that god-awful smile.
otherwise, she wouldn't be anything special. just a normal-looking person.
it's like i want to take her and teach her how to wear makeup and smile like a person.