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    Default First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    Currently unconfirmed reports on the wires that Michael Jackson has died of a cardiac arrest.

    Gonna be a looooong day in the office.

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    ..Reuters and LA Times now reporting he was pronounced dead at UCLA medical center just after 3pm local, where he was taken by LAFD at lunchtime following a call to his home, where he was found without a pulse.

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    Holy fuck.

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    Mass-exodus of random proportions! Still, I've rather expected Jackson to kick it at any moment for the last five years at least. It was just a feeling...

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    Randy Jackson is confirming the story.

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    Wow. This is already a weird day. First the fucked up space and time travel theme park dreams. Now we've got the celebrities from our era(s), recent eras at that dropping like flies.

    Counting Ed McMahon, that's three this week.

    If this is what happens when I sleep in, I might start setting my alarm more often.

    ~K

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    Kind of an odd timeframe. Paramedics arrive at 12:30PM. Jackson is in full cardiac arrest. Pronounced dead at 3:15PM. They must have tried to restart his heart for several hours. RIP.

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    This was the most unexpected thing I've heard all day. From what I heard he was cleared to do the 50 shows in London. Rest in Peace man.

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    What will all the money-hungry parents with future law suits do?

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    seriously?

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    ..............huh

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    Ok.

    He hadn't done anything entertaining for a while, anyway.

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    Quote Originally Posted by keiko
    Wow. This is already a weird day. First the fucked up space and time travel theme park dreams. Now we've got the celebrities from our era(s), recent eras at that dropping like flies.

    Counting Ed McMahon, that's three this week.

    If this is what happens when I sleep in, I might start setting my alarm more often.

    ~K
    According to superstition, entertainers always die in threes.

    And, um, space and time travel theme park??!?! Sounds fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Karl
    seriously?

    Why else would you possibly have your kid sleep over a grown man's house? Do I think he did something wrong to those kids? Fuck yeah, but, Jesus, what were those parents thinking anyway?

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    So that makes them kinda like, gambling pimps?

    Parents suck. Molesting kids is one thing, but at least do it on their own terms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raza
    So that makes them kinda like, gambling pimps?

    Parents suck. Molesting kids is one thing, but at least do it on their own terms.
    Gambling pimps is exactly right. ESPECIALLY, after the first court case.

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    I guess little boys aren't the fountain of youth he thought they were...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeadlessBill
    According to superstition, entertainers always die in threes.

    And, um, space and time travel theme park??!?! Sounds fun!


    Entertainers AND people in small towns die in threes

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    so, how long till the first Jacko sighting?

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    Poor MJ. He didn't know that to stay young you have to eat the souls of young boys, not the asses.

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    With everyone due their ticket fees back, AEG (who were promoting the 50+ London gigs) stand to lose close to $50m even if all their insurance pays out. If it doesn't, they may well fold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    I guess little boys aren't the fountain of youth he thought they were...
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Poor MJ. He didn't know that to stay young you have to eat the souls of young boys, not the asses.
    Eh, the process of discovery is half the reward. I bet he had fun trying. And isn't that the better part of youth, anyway?

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    One word...

    "Demerol"

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    Fuck the first MJ sighting. When's the Publishers Clearing Funeral Home sweepstakes start?

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    And now Billy Mays A.K.A. "The OxiClean" guy.

    *punches wall*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nos
    And now Billy Mays A.K.A. "The OxiClean" guy.

    *punches wall*

    Yes!


    Yes!


    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!


    Dear lord,

    Please keep going. If you need any assistance, I have a list...

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf

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    What are Ed McMahon, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?....



    Patric Swayze!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    What are Ed McMahon, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?....



    Patric Swayze!

    I think I love you ....

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    ^^ oh dear

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    I am sad to see him go...but I am keeping all the records so I can dance around in my underwear.

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    Quote Originally Posted by Toe Cutter
    What are Ed McMahon, Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?....



    Patric Swayze!
    Apparently Christmas was early and they got Billy Mays. Hell....I think he was a better actor than Swayze anyway. He made you believe all those bullshit products could work. That's superb acting!

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    Quote Originally Posted by HeadlessBill
    According to superstition, entertainers always die in threes.

    And, um, space and time travel theme park??!?! Sounds fun!
    last i checked this month alone, the count is up to around 8 celeb/quasi celeb/no longer valid as a celeb but still was a celeb at some point in time(s) dying.

    hopefully michael bay is next.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolm
    last i checked this month alone, the count is up to around 8 celeb/quasi celeb/no longer valid as a celeb but still was a celeb at some point in time(s) dying.

    hopefully michael bay is next.
    beyond this there appear to be reports of "dozens" of ordinary people committing suicide 'cos they can't go on without him

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    Meh; I suppose dying vicariously is only the logical next step. Besides, if they had that little identity of their own, who's gonna notice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nos
    I think I love you ....


    Quote Originally Posted by helcyon
    beyond this there appear to be reports of "dozens" of ordinary people committing suicide 'cos they can't go on without him
    Natural selection at work, right?

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    Now Britney Spears too... wtf is happening with celebrities?!?

    Btw, he wasn't even aware of signing 50 concerts. His own manager tricked him to sign by saying it's 10. That's what I heard.... And what's up with the chopper video when he apparently raises?

    I've also heard he's got a house next to Elvis on the moon. Now they can hang out together.

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    Default Re: First Farrah, now Michael Jackson

    Quote Originally Posted by OliX
    Now Britney Spears too... wtf is happening with celebrities?
    Spears turned out to be a hoax... but Karl Malden died today.

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