^^lost the auction by $1
^^lost the auction by $1
^bought something at the dollar store for 23 dollars.
^ Lost job as the door greater at the dollar store for poor work habbits...Still holds grudge to this day and plans to overthrow the chain with his own store aptly named "The 99 cent store"
^^ Fiercly embittered by the failure of his own discount retail chain....
"The $1.12 with Tax Store"
^v^
German
^ shops at victoria secreations for their only been worn once sale on panties
^ Helps makes the only been worn once panties..
^inspects worn panties for freshness
^ has a secret crush on rosie o donnell and roseanne barr..^ was also caught sniffing the used panty bin at the goodwill store..
^^ has an incredible selection of panties in her drawer
^ *paraded around the clubs downtown in my white leather thong last weekend ...with extremely hard nips*
^^ Let me borrow her white leather thong if i let her borrow my lawn mower, she gave it back without the engine
^ Throws pennies at the stage in strip clubs
^^ got only pennies on stage when working at chip'n dales........
^ Really liked my show at chip'n dales but couldnt get close to the stage to tip me
I wonder if there is a record for the longest forum post??? we gots 16 pgs already and I dont see an end...I could do this for a while..
^ had to fight his way through a vat of mud covered midgets to get on that stage for a few measly pennies a night...
^ scared of midgets
and by the way them midgets were pissed..the mud was too deep and they almost drowned...
^ has a bathtub full of green jello and midgets
Actual picture of devil13's family
Burn!
^is the first person ive seen use that emoticon huzah
loves the fire emote like i do...and invited me to cum....(to his house)...(pervs!)
^ is a fan of the fruit emoticon as well, altho she dosent know why its called a fruit
^ Yodels in the shower
^Has no idea how correct he is(you seriously creeped me out : )
^ told me he would love me to hold his hand while he wears his draws in the shower to help him yodel in a higher octave
^^always seems willing to help someone in a shower situation. Even when it involves yodeling
^wears unwashed lederhosen and rides a shaven yack
^ Has intimate relationship with his right hand...
(But dont we all )
^Has intimate relationship with his sock monkey while playing with rubber nipples
^Is jealous of Asmodeus' relationship with his sock monkey
^ Has a crush on Iggy Pop
^ Thinks of himself as 'the destroyer'.
^ thinks of himself as Thulsa Doom
^^Calls his member "Conan the Destroyer" to impress the ladies.
^^ calls his Privates He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe
^calls his member mini Sloth
^ is mini Sloth
^ is in awe of the fruit of the loom guys..
^ in awe of whats under my fruit of the looms
^^is the previously unknown fifth fruit of the loom guy, "the mango.
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