I somehow managed to glug the fuck out of a bottle of wine between my 20-minute bicycle commute and 7pm. Not entirely sure how that happened, but it was red wine (crappy Shiraz, actually) so I guess that makes me ever so slightly goth as well as sloppy drunk and on deadline. Story of my f!#$#@*!-in' life.
Here's the pitch: Of all questions in the Blue Blood profile questionnaire, I found the "favorite drink" one most problematic, I admit. Thus was I inspired to start this somewhat inexplicable threat. I mean thread.
What is your favorite beverage? Do you have a hands-down favorite, or are there different favorites for different times of the day? Coffee Earl Grey or English Breakfast in the morning, limonada noon till six, then with the Shiraz, Cabernet, Merlot, Zin, Guinness, Pabst, Bud, Miller, Old E, Thunderbird, Balvenie, Macallan, Johnny Black, Johnny Red (or Blue, oh la la), Cutty, Dewars, Stoli, Grey Goose, Maker's, Knob Creek, Jim Beam, Jack, Pernod, Perot, Campari & Soda, gin & tonic, moonshine, Boone's Apple Wine, or just a fucking bottle of Crystal Geyser, please, while your friends get skanked and you look pissed off fingering the car keys?
Don't worry, I'll call my sponsor in the morning; she's probably too fucked up to answer text messages right now, anyway.
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