John Updike RIP

[The Newswire]

Writer John Updike passed away this morning. I used to confuse John Updike and John Irving, so I was, as a child, afraid to pick up a John Updike book, for fear someone would get their penis chomped during a blow job. Of course, that was "The World According to Garp", but...

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[ForrestBlack]

I would very much appreciate a Jean-Paul Sarte episode of The Simpsons.