Before They Were Super Villains

[BrightStar]

Lets make a list of Super Villains with Details about them, and their Careers before, during , as well as and after being Super Villains.


Starter:

Cobra Commander: A Leader Of COBRA

Previous Job: Used Car Salesman.

Reason for Becoming a Super Villain: Snake Eyes Killed his brother Dan.

Why He Wears the mask: Because some lab experiment made chemicals wash his face, causing New Eyes to sprout all over his face.

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[Morning Glory]

Lex Luther

previous Job: contest on the reality tv show The Apprentice with Donald Trump

Reason for becoming a super villian: His parents were hippies

Why he's bald: because there was a mix up in the lab and he put rogaine on his penis and viagra on his head.

[Evilbink]

Catwoman: A Dominatrix

Previous Job: A Dominatrix

Reason for Becoming a Super Villain: Because she can be, Now shut up and beg for forgiveness.

Why she Wears the mask: None of your business you filty dog... Suffer at her whim.

[Trotter]

Mumra

Previous Job: *********

Reason for becoming a Super Villian: His speech therapist gave up and his style of dress limited his options to Egyptian tourguide but nobody was hiring.

Why he's so cranky: Because he's incredibly old combined with the roid rage he gets when transforming into his bodybuilding physique

[KilLAtomiK]

dosent cobra commander wore the mask cause he was a big snake monster ?

[BrightStar]

dosent cobra commander wore the mask cause he was a big snake monster ?

That was only in that stupid G.I. Joe Movie that they pulled out of their arses.



Also, Firefly is the assassin that he was hiring to kill Snake Eyes.

And supposedly Storm Shadow accidentally killed his own uncle, or some Boss Chief Ninja.

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