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    from pittsburgh post gazette

    McCandless girl, 17, wounded by boyfriend

    Tuesday, March 01, 2005
    Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

    A 17-year-old McCandless girl was accidentally shot by her boyfriend Sunday while the two were engaged in "bedroom activities," police said.

    Timothy Madden, 23, of Ross, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and corruption of a minor.

    The incident occurred just before 1 p.m. at Madden's residence in the Chateau Perry Apartments at 951 Perry Highway, said Ross senior detective and public information officer William Barrett.

    "They were engaged in some bizarre activities in his bedroom," Barrett said. "The gun, we believe, accidentally discharged."

    The girl, who, as a juvenile, was not identified by police, was wounded in the groin with a .45-caliber handgun and was taken to an undisclosed hospital.

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    I'm sure this happens more often then expected. But still, ouch.

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    whew....well if shes still alive then it was not inserted.

    Lucky her.

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    blow me baby

    bang

    FUCK!

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    Default Re: do you unload your firearm before having sex with it?

    I thought you were wearing protection!

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    wounded in the groin...

    ...uh....

    that's bad.

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    son of a ... people really basic safety procedures please!

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    Default Re: do you unload your firearm before having sex with it?

    what were they thinking? what a couple of dumb asses.

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    i'm all into the whole "right to bear arms"... but it's morons like that that really make me rethink a few things...

    "Hey honey, can we try the .45 tonight? The Saturday Night Special wasn't feeling too "special" last time..."

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    I was expecting to see this happening in Alabama or West Virginia, but not Pittsburgh? It just proves that he wasn't shooting blanks! Get it blanks?......oh, never mind.......

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    Darwin had some kind of theory about weaker animals and breeding...this might apply.

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