So I started this new job today and one of the first things my boss asked me was, "Do you know anything about computers?" I told him that I was a super geek and could do anything he needed. He asked me to find out why his computer was going so slow. I checked it out with CCleaner and it took two hours to finish the scan that takes about 30 seconds on my machine.
The reason why it took so long was that there was 6GB of trash files (more than 92,000 files and a quarter of the HDD) and 576 registry issues! This dude hadn't deleted his temporary internet files or anything since he got the machine in 1999. I cleaned him all up and and got his machine running like new. He told me that if I could do the same for the 3 other PCs in the office he wouldn't have to buy new ones and he'd give me a 200 dollar bonus.
First day, 200 dollar bonus. This job rules!
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