Fuck all a y'all, this is funny

[Bikerpunk]

So this guy goes into a "house of ill repute" and has a whale of a time. He's none too careful, he's had a few drinks and blows his bonus on a few ladies of the evening.

So he wakes up the following morning and finds some large, lumpy green growths on the head of his cock.

He panics. Remembering the night before and realising the two might be related. He calls in sick, praying there's a cure for this, and goes to see his urologist.

He doesn't mince words with the doctor. He fucked up, he knows it, having gone to the cathouse and having played around therein. But what the HELL is this condition?

The doctor says "this is quite rare, if it's what I think it is, we're going to have to operate."

OPERATE? Screams the man, covering his tentpole. "Can't you give me some sort of pill, or injection?"

The doctor grabs the medical textbook. "Young man, you know how boxers get "cauliflower ear?" That cannot be treated by anything other than surgery."

"Yes?"

"Well. you've got a serious case of "brothel sprouts"".

[helcyon]

brothel sprouts

ouch that's harsh Bp... sounds like 'clap-trap'

[SyntheticShock]

Haha, well I for one laughed.

[Velvet-Tongue]

/grroooooaaaannnnnn

[OrganizedKhaos]

*loves it*

Thank you for sharing, I cant wait to tell my sister.

[Senior_Diablo]

nice one, BP

[Tinman]

lol theres an image

[Tinman]

oh n are u feelin better now? lol

[OrganizedKhaos]

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I cant wait to tell my husband!!! That's hilarious!



....I like it!

[Solace_in_the_snow]

thats bad but funny