Hello, I'm new here. Just wanted to say hi! and give everyone a chance to ask all the questions they want! ^^
Hello, I'm new here. Just wanted to say hi! and give everyone a chance to ask all the questions they want! ^^
Ahoy welcome aboard and enjoy your stay, my Question is ,wich is better Gummi bears or Gummi Worms?
no way bears are more fun, i like to have them in my gumi POW camp and exectute then via guillotine
hello. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Welcome to Blue Blood.
Worms ^^ cuz i can think of more kinky stuff to do with them
devil13: oh... i should know this one ><; lol
'lo. And I prefer gummy bears. I like having race wars with them. The yellow ones marching triumphant behind a line of reds, prodding them occasionally, tossing them in my gaping maw until their filth is wiped from the desk.
As for a question: lollipops with gum in the middle. Are they worth the effort?
if you have ever seen Monty Pythons the Holy Grail, you would know the answer.Originally Posted by Winterborne
Lotus: no. i almost never get to the center, when i do, *shrugs* not worth it. i've got ADD or something... i get bored too easy ^^
devil13: i HAVE... o.O it's been a while... and i've slept since then O.o
guess i should go pull out my hubby's collector's addition to find the answer ^^ MOVIE NIGHT!!!
Gummi Bears. You're all a bunch of heathens.
Originally Posted by devil13
African, or European?
hi. and I prefer neither-will stick with the blue raspberry sour rope straws. you can bite the ends of em and use me as an actual straw. lol
just like a skurvey ninja to ruin it.Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
Damn, came late and ya beat me too it !!Originally Posted by cheinara wraithwalker
Damn Ninja's
Oh yeah Welcome and enjoy................(never trust a Ninja)
crap i think i just started a Bears vs worms thing now
worms by far....mmmm worms
bears all the way... man, now i want some... hehe
IS monty python being quoted in this thread?????.....
you guys are the shit!!.....
welcome to the ol'blood,Winter.....
Originally Posted by devil13You're both fired.Originally Posted by Evilbink
Out done by a ninja, and a fem one too boot !!
(good thing she's a cutie)
noOriginally Posted by killerkat
KING ARTHUR: Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the
length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my
court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land,
through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
SOLDIER #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR: We found them.
SOLDIER #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the
plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to
our land?
SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question
of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur
from the Court of Camelot is here.
SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs
to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
SOLDIER #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow.
That's my point.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah...
SOLDIER #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2: Well, why not?
"Blessed are the Cheesemakers."
Better keep listening...might be a bit about "Blessed are the big noses."
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