what do you prefer?

[Pull~My~Hair]

I ran across this online


FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

[keiko]

I was torn between Feudalism and Pure Communism (as long as I was incharge) till I got Surrealism. I'll take Surrealism.

:p

[ForrestBlack]

Libertarian, but we all knew that

[Anarkey]

Libertarian, but we all knew that

[Buster Friendly]

hmmm....i don't like any of those options...

so... i... SHOOT YOUR FUCKING COWS!! for being inefficent biological organisms, designed to turn perfectly good grass in to cow shit, and bovine farts!! not to mention being used to turn the amazon into fatass americans. burger munching fucks. desertify this four stomached bitches!!

we call it BUSTERocracy, any and all who oppose us shall be flayed alive, and forced to wear their own skins as a diaper, as they march to the steps to the top of our psychotronic pryamids, where the clown priests (and isn't it really time for a clown smiley, huh?) shall use obsidian stone knives to rip the apostate's still beating hearts from their chest cavities, and offer them up to the Eternal Sun, where upon they shall play hackey sack with said heart, and the skinned skin diaper wearing corpse shall be posed artfully, and dangled from lamp posts, and placed in public out door urinals.

all bow reverentially before my benevolent, and compassionate wisdom.

your daily two minute hate shall commence in accordence with the standarized universal time scale.

remember we enginered you to that that.

that will be all citizens.

[LoraLie]

Libertarian of course.

Or Surrealism

and Buster yours sounds like quite a mix. but I hate beef so yay for me
but please dont shoot me?

[Velvet-Tongue]

lol I remember this being a poster in my gov. class in highschool. I like the surreal one personally

[Superna]

lol I remember this being a poster in my gov. class in highschool. I like the surreal one personally

Haaa... feudalism! I've always wanted to milk my lord.... wait...

[mmmcherry]

hah i was gonna say i dont want any cows, i want a pet moose... but i saw giraffes and started to wonder if you could even milk a giraffe??
i bet you wouldnt need a milking stool... i wonder what giraffe cheeze would taste like. i saw someone on tv that makes moose cheeze, it sells for outrageous prices!!

[Superna]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm giraffe cheese!

hah i was gonna say i dont want any cows, i want a pet moose... but i saw giraffes and started to wonder if you could even milk a giraffe??
i bet you wouldnt need a milking stool... i wonder what giraffe cheeze would taste like. i saw someone on tv that makes moose cheeze, it sells for outrageous prices!!

[Toe Cutter]

SURREALISM. There is no other real choice for me.

[HempKnight]

CAPITALISTIC CONSUMERISM: Sell one cow to buy a breeding bull,
produce offspring, sell the veal, milk, manure as well as other dairy
by-products, not to mention the amazing super sticky bud and 'shrooms
grown with the manure. Sell it all and walk away with bags of money.

Oh wait, that wasn't a choice was it?

[Pull~My~Hair]

CAPITALISTIC CONSUMERISM: Sell one cow to buy a breeding bull,
produce offspring, sell the veal, milk, manure as well as other dairy
by-products, not to mention the amazing super sticky bud and 'shrooms
grown with the manure. Sell it all and walk away with bags of money.

Oh wait, that wasn't a choice was it?

lol well fuck, it should've been a choice...you had me with the sticky bud lol

[Mr Karl]

don't like giraffes so I'll go libertarian

[Buster Friendly]

it's a tough call... i might hate cows more than nazis.

capitalism is good. we need to get rid of all this legislation, and government meddling, so i can sell smack to grade school kids, and snuff films on dvd.

[Evilbink]

You forgot bastardism. . i have two cows, but yours looks better so i take your cows and now i have four.

[mmmcherry]

haha i like that one evilbink

[poison]

libertarian

[paranatural]

They forgot theocracy.

You have two cows. The government decides that they are holy and takes both, makes shrines out of them, and burns you as a heretic for milking them

[Pull~My~Hair]

i think im gonna go with bastardism...ive always enjoyed the "what's mine is mine and whats yours is mine too" idea

[Cafe_Post_Mortem]

I am partial to the socialism, but that may be due to my lack of cows in the current system.

[Morning Glory]

animal liberation: you have two cows. the cops beat you up and spray you with mace.