LJ One Liners

[Nightingale]

I hate one liners with a passion; entries that have nothing of interest in them whatsoever.

Except for the ones which bring a tear to your eye (and I do not mean sentimentally) such as:

velcro + male genetalia = sadness

At least it makes you think ...

Any one liners that you appreciate?

[DeadDoll]

Eagles May Soar, but at least weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

[Tequila Zaire]

I like the ones like: "I'm going to kill myself"...followed by a 3 page rant on how the chinese food place down the street screwed up their order.

[HempKnight]

People who have wholesome thoughts should be shot - or at least be
given a gift certificate to a Hustler superstore.
-HK-