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    I finally got internet at home again.... I couldn't log on to BB for the longest time because the comps at the library block all porn sites; including communities....... so yeah, anyway, I'm back... life in NC is pretty great. I retired from dancing, and I'm working as a cocktail waitress at (and get this a sports bar downtown. I work alot,(especially with march madness the rest of this month, I'm scheduled six days next week!) so I won't be around as much as I was in L.A. but I'll be around a bit here and there....... how have all of you been? we had tornado warnings here yesterday, and It rained like hell. It was really warm and super fucking windy though. It's beautiful today... It must be like sixty degrees or something......

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    Woo-hoo! Glad to have you back. I was begining to wonder.

    Whereabouts in NC are you living? I't's been awhile, but i lived in Charlotte, Greensboro, Fayetteville, with a couple of summers in Manteo doing outdoor drama.

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    I'm in capital city(Raleigh); like ten blocks from my job. It rules.

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    Glad to have you back! We had tornado warnings here also for 70% of Georgia.

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    being online is a great thing aint it, i had no internet for like 8 months last year when i moved and it was horrible, but good to see you back

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    hey hot mama

    sh*t f*ck c*ck s*cker m*ther f*cker I forgot to call u back. U Sports bar lady u!!!

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    Glad to have you back! We had tornado warnings here also for 70% of Georgia.
    Tsst..moved away from FL to escape the hurricaines,and now this. My cousin called me yesterday from the Macon area,and says,"Hey you gotta hear this.." and puts the phone outside. I guess they had this loud obnoxious air raid siren going off there for like 3 hours!

    Btw,welcome back Voltaire you foxy thing you.. =)

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    Oh wow, your near my neck of the woods. If you want to do any photoshoots in Atlanta, let me know! I know the good photographers here, and we have a rollercoaster park if you like that too!
    I was just at a club night in Charlotte last month, it was pretty fun.

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    WB

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    sweet no internet sucks hey

    for all you tornado/hurricane prone dwellers... i got this in an email the other nite and it looked really interesting... good for earthquakes too! (scary though..) buck check it out...

    This makes very good sense and very interesting reading. It goes against everything you've probably been told about how to survive an earthquake. Read this...it may save your life. Then pass it along to others.

    FROM DOUG COPP'S ARTICLE ON THE "TRIANGLE OF LIFE"

    My name is Doug Copp. I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world's most experienced rescue team. The information in this article will save lives in an earthquake.

    I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings, worked with rescue teams from 60 countries, founded rescue teams in several countries. I was the United Nations expert in Disaster Mitigation for two years. I have worked at every major disaster in the world since 1985, except for simultaneous disasters.

    In 1996 we made a film which proved my survival methodology to be correct. The Turkish Federal Government, City of Istanbul, University of Istanbul Case Productions and ARTI cooperated to film this practical, scientific test. We collapsed a school and a home with 20 mannequins inside. Ten mannequins did "duck and cover," and ten mannequins I used in my "triangle of life" survival method. After the simulated earthquake collapse we crawled through the rubble and entered the building to film and document the results. The film, in which I practiced\my survival techniques under directly observable, scientific conditions, relevant to building collapse, showed there would have been zero percent survival for those doing duck and cover. There would likely have been 100 percent survivability for people using my method of the "triangle of life." This film has been seen by millions of viewers on television in Turkey and the rest of Europe, and it was seen in the USA, Canada and Latin America on the TV program Real TV.

    The first building I ever crawled inside of was a school in Mexico City during the 1985 earthquake. Every child was under their desk. Every child was crushed to the thickness of their bones. They could have survived by lying down next to their desks in the aisles. It was obscene, unnecessary and I wondered why the children were not in the aisles. I didn't at the time know that the children were told to hide under something.

    Simply stated, when buildings collapse, the weight of the ceilings falling upon the objects or furniture inside crushes these objects, leaving a space or void next to them. This space is what I call the "triangle of life". The larger the object, the stronger, and the less it will compact. The less the object compacts, the larger the void, the greater the probability that the person who is using this void for safety will not be injured. The next time you watch collapsed buildings, on television, count the "triangles" you see formed. They are everywhere. It is the most common shape, you will see, in a collapsed building.

    TEN TIPS FOR EARTHQUAKE SAFETY
    1) Most everyone who simply "ducks and covers" when buildings collapse are crushed to death. People who get under objects, like desks or cars, are crushed.

    2) Cats, dogs and babies often naturally curl up in the fetal position. You should too in an earthquake. It is a natural safety/survival instinct. You can survive in a smaller void. Get next to an object, next to a sofa, next to a large bulky object that will compress slightly but leave a void next to it.

    3) Wooden buildings are the safest type of construction to be in during an earthquake. Wood is flexible and moves with the force of the earthquake. If the wooden building does collapse, large survival voids are created. Also, the wooden building has less concentrated, crushing weight. Brick buildings will break into individual bricks. Bricks will cause many injuries but less squashed bodies than concrete slabs.

    4) If you are in bed during the night and an earthquake occurs, simply roll off the bed. A safe void will exist around the bed. Hotels can achieve a much greater survival rate in earthquakes, simply by posting a sign on the back of the door of every room telling occupants to lie down on the floor, next to the bottom of the bed during an earthquake.

    5) If an earthquake happens and you cannot easily escape by getting out the door or window, then lie down and curl up in the fetal position next to a sofa, or large chair.

    6) Most everyone who gets under a doorway when buildings collapse is killed. How? If you stand under a doorway and the doorjamb falls forward or backward you will be crushed by the ceiling above. If the door jam falls sideways you will be cut in half by the doorway. In either case, you will be killed!

    7) Never go to the stairs. The stairs have a different "moment of frequency" (they swing separately from the main part of the building). The stairs and remainder of the building continuously bump into each other until structural failure of the stairs takes place. The people who get on stairs before they fail are chopped up by the stair treads horribly mutilated. Even if the building doesn't collapse, stay away from the stairs. The stairs are a likely part of the building to be damaged. Even if the stairs are not collapsed by the earthquake, they may collapse later when overloaded by fleeing people. They should always be checked for safety, even when the rest of the building is not damaged.

    8) Get Near the Outer Walls Of Buildings Or Outside Of Them If Possible - It is much better to be near the outside of the building rather than the interior. The farther inside you are from the outside perimeter of the building the greater the probability that your escape route will be blocked.

    9) People inside of their vehicles are crushed when the road above falls in an earthquake and crushes their vehicles; which is exactly what happened with the slabs between the decks of the Nimitz Freeway. The victims of the San Francisco earthquake all stayed inside of their vehicles. They were all killed. They could have easily survived by getting out and sitting or lying next to their vehicles. Everyone killed would have survived if they had been able to get out of their cars and sit or lie next to them. All the crushed cars had voids 3 feet high next to them, except for the cars that had columns fall directly across them.

    10) I discovered, while crawling inside of collapsed newspaper offices and other offices with a lot of paper, that paper does not compact. Large voids are found surrounding stacks of paper.

    Spread the word and save someone's life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kellie
    Oh wow, your near my neck of the woods. If you want to do any photoshoots in Atlanta, let me know! I know the good photographers here, and we have a rollercoaster park if you like that too!
    I was just at a club night in Charlotte last month, it was pretty fun.
    I most deffinetly will. I haven't been to atlanta in almost ten years, and would beinterested in seein it again..... thanks Kellie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scar
    hey hot mama

    sh*t f*ck c*ck s*cker m*ther f*cker I forgot to call u back. U Sports bar lady u!!!
    don't trip lady, It's reallyt hard to get ahold of me with my schedule these days the east coast west coast time difference really doesn't help either....... eventually we will reach eachother......

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