Well, i am Mr Rob Longshot. Some here might know me, or know me better as Keiko's other half. I am 23 yrs old and an Editor/Producer/Director in the Adult Entertainment industry. I grew up in Kenosha, Wisconsin where my mentor Arthur Fonzerelli taught me the ways of the world. from there i moved to an uncharted island af ter stowing away on a tour boat, i lived there for many years with a hick girl, a movie star, an idiot, a scientist, some rich folk and a homosexual sailor with **********c tendencies. After i escaped that wretched place i washed up on the beaches of Florida trapped in a magic lamp. An Air Force Major working for NASA found me and released me from my prison, after granting his wishes... which made me long for the comparably tame perversions of that terrible island... i was able to become a seminal carachter in the Central Florida Goth/Industrial Scene. After becoming a local legend i met a lovely girl in a shopping center parking lot, and her friend Keiko. Well she was a good second choice and i will never regret picking her, she is my darling and my muse. Anyway Keiko and I were out shooting at some food when up from the ground came bubbling crude, oil that is... well we loaded up the truck and tried to move to Beverly Hills... but i got into a fight with local tough Dylan and chose to relocate to the Valley where I now live.
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