Fantasy Fist Fight

[Tequila Zaire]

I was watching The Venture Brothers tonight and two henchmen had a great question they were arguing...who would win in a fist fight...

Anne Frank or Lizzie Borden?

[Nightingale]

It's a sad question, really, since the two are worlds apart. The one a murderess and the other a small child searching for peace.

[CarnalxKiss]

I'd have to say Lizzie......Anne would probably be better at survival skills...Lizzie wouldnt fight fair...so i'd think she would win

[One Eyed Cat]

Anne Frank, I believe her will was much stronger.

[Kidthorazine]

i think lizzy just because she was older and probably in much better shape anne frank looks like she was anemic and weighed like 80 pounds

[sheramil]

Anne Frank, I believe her will was much stronger.

Anne: I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart - *thump*

Audience: Oooooh!

Commentator: Miss Frank is down! A brutal uppercut from Lizzie, there! I don't think anyone saw that coming.

Referee: ...eight, nine, ten! *ding*

[HelenaHotpants]

Are we talking at the time of their death or at a certain point in life or can we just reanimate them and have a zombie fight?

If its a zombie fight, I say they team up and eat the audience!

[TheWalkingGlitch]

Anne: I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart - *thump*

Audience: Oooooh!

Commentator: Miss Frank is down! A brutal uppercut from Lizzie, there! I don't think anyone saw that coming.

Referee: ...eight, nine, ten! *ding*

And, if any number of fighting games I've played are any indication, at that point someone will run by with a weapon of some sort and the beating can begin in earnest.

Seriously though (well, as serious as is possible...) I call this one a win for Lizzie, hands down. Unless Anne can talk her to death really, really quickly.

[One Eyed Cat]

haha. I don't think people are inherently good, just like the underdog.


OEC

[Tequila Zaire]

I think you are all forgetting that Anne has wirey youth on her side...I think she could outlast and tire ole Lizzie out then finish her off with her patented "Diary of Death" move.

[TheWalkingGlitch]

[F]inish her off with her patented "Diary of Death" move.

Good point... get that monster in hardcover and it's bound to leave a mark.

[KilLAtomiK]

Anne: I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart - *thump*

Audience: Oooooh!

Commentator: Miss Frank is down! A brutal uppercut from Lizzie, there! I don't think anyone saw that coming.

Referee: ...eight, nine, ten! *ding*

what no fatality

[TheWalkingGlitch]

what no fatality

Well that depends. Either it's a gore movie she stands up and looks wobbly for a moment before Lizzie pulls some improbably and physics-defying move that leaves only a bloody mess, or it's a porno movie and there's a "rematch" in the locker room.

[jynxed hero]

Would Lizzie have an axe? Or would Anne get one too?

Regardless I think Anne would win. She as someone said earlier she has the survivor's instincts. Plus it seems politically incorrect to kill a small Jewish girl... (was that politically incorrect of me to say?...)

I like the Venture Brothers too. Dr. Grilfriend is hot.

[adorn_shadow]

This is true especially if anne frank was a black, gay, midget, jewish girl. (hey jynxed hero if yours was politically incorrect i wonder what this is yikes!)I certaintly think anne frank would win simply because there would be so many activists there supporting her! However as realistic as you can get lizzie would kick the crap out of her in a street fight.

[jynxed hero]

This is true especially if anne frank was a black, gay, midget, jewish girl. (hey jynxed hero if yours was politically incorrect i wonder what this is yikes!)I certaintly think anne frank would win simply because there would be so many activists there supporting her! However as realistic as you can get lizzie would kick the crap out of her in a street fight.

Very true. If Anne had all that on her side She'd be a fricken tank in a horror movie. She'd be impossible for a monster to kill. Her powers of existing as a minority would probably alow her to kick Jason's ass with both hands tied behind her back.

[23*]

I'm pretty sure Jason would take Anne Frank out to eat.


but at least Anne Frank wouldn't die a virgin then...

[jynxed hero]

I'm pretty sure Jason would take Anne Frank out to eat.


but at least Anne Frank wouldn't die a virgin then...

Not if she had the power of uber-minority-osity. What writer would kill her then? Otherwise I'd have to agree.