Dont ask me what the fuck I'm gonna do with this thing. But I went grocery shopping today.... got frozen burritos and beer for dinner. I always use my discount card cause you got a dollar off Saranac Pale Ale with your discount card.... anyways, I guess after a whole year of scanning my card at this place I hit the $300 mark to earn the free bird.
So now I got a 20.33 lbs turkey sitting here. Anyone actually know how to cook one of these fuckers? I'm goin to the mom's house for T-day dinner, so I'm thinking about having some fun with this guy. Maybe baste it in beer or something and invite some local homeless guys over for a turkey n beer fest.
or maybe I could dress it up a little and call her Tomette the Turkey and have my way with her... mmm ya.
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