Saw this... thought it was amusing:

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is this bullshit or fertilizer?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why is it called an emergency room if it takes so long for the doctors to see you?

Is shit actually funny?