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    Eddie Izzard says that G-d doesn't love Los Angeles. Then again, he also says that he just performed in Las Vegas and Phoenix and those folks would find Hell a mild summer day. From a temperature perspective...
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    ... I love Eddie Izzard. <3 Wish I was thar.

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    I'd really like to know something....
    I've asked it before elsewhere, and got no answer...
    when some ppl write the word God, why do they spell it like G-d?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    I'd really like to know something....
    I've asked it before elsewhere, and got no answer...
    when some ppl write the word God, why do they spell it like G-d?

    It is a religious thing from thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.

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    Oh wow...
    thanks.
    I'm trying to wrap my head around it.... I respect it.
    This is just a whole new concept for me.
    I mean, I've heard the whole dont take the Lord's name in vain.
    When is a proper time to have the entire name spelled out?
    Prayer? or something to that effect?

    Thank you Amelia, for taking the time to answer that for me. I've been wondering that for close to 2 1/2 yrs.
    I have a friend in Puerto Rico, who's a fellow orchid enthusiast, who always wrote the name of the Lord like that...
    and he never got back with me as to what it meant.
    No one else has been able to explain that either.

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    What time is it?

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    What time is it where?

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    With my religion, the only time it's considered taking the lord's name in vain is when you use the word in a bad way...like "Jesus Christ!" when you're pissed or "God damn!". I heard the priest, that married me and my wife, say stuff like, "God!"-like in a surprised way or "Oh God" when he couldn't believe something happened. The problem with most organized religion is people take the lord's word WAY too literal. It's "Take the Lord's name IN VAIN".....not "Take the Lord's name."

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    Oh...And I love Eddie too. He's not a bad actor, but he's GREAT at stand up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    With my religion, the only time it's considered taking the lord's name in vain is when you use the word in a bad way...like "Jesus Christ!" when you're pissed or "God damn!". I heard the priest, that married me and my wife, say stuff like, "God!"-like in a surprised way or "Oh God" when he couldn't believe something happened. The problem with most organized religion is people take the lord's word WAY too literal. It's "Take the Lord's name IN VAIN".....not "Take the Lord's name."
    I thought the names of GOD were like Jehovah Jireh, Jehovah Nissi... etc the 12 names of God, I thought that God was more of a title.

    But that's just my understanding, and doesnt necessarily reflect any beliefs of any religion, that I know of.

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    I have a friend who spells it G-d because he is Jewish ( I suppouse orthodox?), and he can not write it out, even if you are talking about God and not as an obscenity. I don't think he can say the name, either.

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    That's really interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    I'd really like to know something....
    I've asked it before elsewhere, and got no answer...
    when some ppl write the word God, why do they spell it like G-d?

    you are not supposed to speak the name of the deity in most faiths

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    I did not know that... the more thats shared with me the more I'm honestly fascinated.

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    you are not supposed to speak the name of the deity in most faiths
    Am I the only one who thinks that's kinda dumb? Worship me but don't say my name!? I will never understand religion....

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    Eddie Izzard ftw!.."'Ello.I'm lord Vader" "this tray is wet.." "im covered in bees!" "did i leave the gas on? no, im a fucking squirrel".."..i shall eat all the leaves.."..ok, im done..



    Quote Originally Posted by mystoo
    Am I the only one who thinks that's kinda dumb? Worship me but don't say my name!? I will never understand religion....
    be sure not to draw pictures of religious people..some people dont like that very much..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystoo
    Am I the only one who thinks that's kinda dumb? Worship me but don't say my name!? I will never understand religion....

    ***Worship me but don't say my name!?***

    That actually sounds a little kinky.

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    I'll remember that one.

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    Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf

    Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
    I might just have to rub one out after looking at this sexy picture.

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    Oh my gosh AK, you just about killed me!

    and I was thinking more along the lines of a minds eye poker outter

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystoo
    Am I the only one who thinks that's kinda dumb? Worship me but don't say my name!? I will never understand religion....

    supposedly, the correct pronunciation of gods name will cause the collapse of creation

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    Oh man, please tell me somebody actually got that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Oh man, please tell me somebody actually got that!
    Wink wink...Nudge nudge.

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    What, the warlock movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockwulf
    Oh man, please tell me somebody actually got that!

    Hint: Examine the properties on the image.

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    Life of Brian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
    Wink wink...Nudge nudge.
    cough cough?

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    vomit vomit

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    rug burn rug burn..lol

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    Gonorrhea Gonorrhea

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    eh?

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    Hahaha! IDK.....I didn't know how to follow that up! When in doubt, mention STD's. I think my mom told me that once.

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    Why would your mom tell you that?

    Mom, what's wrong with my brother's face? IDK ... Stds?

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    what? if the chick is ugly or something? lol

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    You beat me to it SD,
    Like, AK, walks over to his crush after being goaded into asking her out by his friends, the friends watch from afar,

    When SK rejoins them, they eagerly ask... What'd she say?

    IDK, she has std's

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    lol.."dude, she has crabs..fuck that!"..

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    The job interview
    -------------------------

    Interviewer: Ajax, tell me one time where your boss gave you an impossible task to finish, but against all odds, you did anyway....

    Ajax: Ummmm....Uhhh....Ummmm.....Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea.

    Interviewer: Ajax, I think you're exactly the person we're looking to fill this job vacancy. Welcome aboard!


    SEE......Mom's are always right.

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    ...Her brothers a chick now?

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