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Oh my God, they're gonna be here this weekend!!! Fire up the Trans-Camaro, replace the curtains with old Iron Maiden wallhangings and dig out the studded cuffs!!!! Of course, I'll be the TOTAL FUCKING DORK without a date not knowing anyone banging my head with my helmet in my free hand. But DAMN!

I've been persuaded by friends that I really need to get laid. So I need to meet young women, and frankly, their companionship is teh awesome. So my choices in terms of trying to find someone are: 1) bars *snrk* 2) eHarmony or some other "we'll help you find your wonderful lapdog to get...

CINCINNATI (AP) — A federal court jury on Friday found the owner of a company that sells "male enhancement" tablets and other herbal supplements guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering. Steve Warshak, whose conviction was reported Friday by The Cincinnati...

Has anybody else seen either of his movies? Totally wicked! I went and saw 'what is it?' a few weeks ago and I liked the performance a lot. Crispin read from some of his books before the show, and then sat in the back during the movie. Crazy cool movie. All the main actors have down syndrome and...

Just wanted to say Hello to everyone. Much to read and learn here, I'm sure I will enjoy !

SAF has filed a brief in the seminal case D.C. v. Heller . While it is impossible to predict the outcome of a Supreme Court Case, it is likely that the 2nd Amendment will be read to confer an individual right to bear arms for self-defense purposes. (also property and the lives of others in...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/AtomiKKow/untitled-1.jpg so how was evryones saturday

I just read that Keiko is moving up here to Seattle (I hope it goes well for you K), and it brought up all kinds of shit that I've been burying for so damn long. I have to say, with the exception of '89, this has been the hardest, most stressful period in my (old/long) life.... Moochers,...

I lol'd so hard. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

from yahoo Woman applying for new ID says she's 120 Thu Feb 14, 10:59 PM ET JERUSALEM - Mariam Amash filled in the routine form with anything but routine information. Amash, who recently applied for a new Israeli identity card, said she was born 120 years ago — a claim, if confirmed, that...

from yahoo NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York man who discovered that millions of dollars had mysteriously appeared in his bank account, and withdrew more than $2 million, has been arrested on charges of grand larceny, prosecutors said on Wednesday. Benjamin Lovell, 48, pleaded innocent on...

from reuters Pink is getting divorced Singer Pink and her husband Carey Hart, a motocross racer and former Surreal Life star, have separated and are in the process of a divorce, the pop star's publicist told People Tuesday. "Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by...

I was really happy cause I got a really really awesome tofu tempura going... (yeah, I'm trying to eat healthier for a while...) and then the handle of my deep fryer collapsed and fell into the oil. I now have a deep fried rubber handle, and oil which is useless.

I was getting out of the lift (elevator) in the building where I live and a group of lads got in followed by a woman. Bear in mind that this was on the ground floor of the building and there are no basement levels. The woman asked as she got in the lift, I know people will say that she may be new...

from WFAA 10:06 AM CST on Friday, February 15, 2008 By CHRIS HAWES / WFAA-TV Immediate justice Investigators say they were definitely going to rob him - possibly even kill him.

Wages are staying low as hell, you're lucky to find a job that pays more than $10 an hour to start around here. Yet prices on everything are going up so high no one can afford to live. Hell milk and bread have doubled in price in the last year. Gas has more than double since George took office. All...

from nbc ATLANTA -- Federal health officials are issuing a warning about a "choking game." It's a fad among teens and preteens in which children wrap dog leashes, bungee cords or other things around their necks to temporarily cut blood flow to the head. When the blood rushes back into the...

Hello Kitty products target young males from yahoo By YURI KAGEYAMA, AP Business Writer Fri Dec 28, 7:57 AM ET TOKYO - Hello Kitty is no sexist. The cute cuddly white cat from Japan's Sanrio Co., usually seen on toys and jewelry for girls and young women, will soon don T-shirts, bags,...

Australian penis artist bids for top art prize from yahoo SYDNEY (Reuters) - A cheeky artist who uses his penis as a brush has entered a racy self-portrait for Australia's top art prize. Australian Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, usually exposes his talents at sex product fairs...

from guiness should st patrick's day be a national holiday?

from yahoo STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A Swedish preschool has been criticized for banning its children from wearing striped and spotted clothing since the patterns give one of its teachers severe migraine attacks. The preschool, in Gallivare, 710 miles north of Stockholm, imposed the ban in one of...

I. Bought. The. Tickets! I'll be in Seattle on the 11th of April. It's Official. This pipe dream of mine has taken shape and solidified. So any tips from some (soon to be) fellow Seattle residents? ~K

from fox http://www.foxnews.com/images/342340/0_61_grandma_320.jpg OAKLAND PARK, Fla. — Broward County authorities said a grandmother was arrested for hiding cocaine in her bra during a drug raid in Oakland Park. Eight others were also arrested Friday at or near the home of Henrietta...

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Happening right now for you North Americans : )

...pussy and part of me realises that there's too much BULLSHIT between the genders http://www.newsweek.com/id/109614?g=1

From the Chicago Times: "'We're trying to reinvent Polaroid so it lives on for the next 30 to 40 years,'' Tom Beaudoin, Polaroid's president, chief operating officer and chief financial officer, said in a phone interview Friday. Polaroid failed to embrace the digital technology that has...

Which albums can you fully listen to without skipping through the crappy tracks?? Mine would be: Skinny Puppy- Last Rites Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon Tool- Aenima There's some more, im not thinking of any off the top of my head.. how about you?

Do you tend to think the glass in half full or half empty?

I hate intro threads, never know what to say. Yeah Hi, call me Minion I guess, I'm 30 years old, live in Salt Lake City Utah and yes I'm "supposed" to be a Mormon lol, but I'm far far from it. Things I like, hmmm, well obviously since I'm here I like hot females that lean to the, I guess you could...

from deadspin How exciting are the Olympics going to be? Well, to entertain folks at the Chinese Zoo, lions are riding on the backs of horses. Only Barbaro could withstand such attacks. That's not all: You can also feed goats to lions. This is truly the best zoo of all time. We hope they have...

from fox Last week I told you that Julian Lennon, John Lennon’s eldest son, had posted the news on his Web site that Yoko Ono was suing a 25-year-old singer over her name. This week comes news that Cynthia Lennon, Julian’s mom and John Lennon’s first wife, is endorsing a new book by May Pang....

from fox Dolly Parton is postponing her U.S. tour for six to eight weeks because of back problems created by her breasts, according to a statement posted Monday on her music Web site. "I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and...

from reuters BEIJING (Reuters) - China has added ghosts, monsters and other things that go bump in the night to its list of banned video and audio content in an intensified crackdown ahead of the Beijing Olympics. Producers have around three weeks to look through their tapes for "horror" and...

How would you go about telling your parents that you're getting married? My mom will react in one of two ways: happy or violent. And it's not even so much throwing things and other asshattery, but the inevitable "What are you thinking? You haven't known him that long. You're going to...

Everyone congratulate Sun Karma for being on the cover of the very cool Prick magazine! Prick is available for free in a huge number of cool tattoo shops and nightclubs throughout the South and quite a bit of the East and West Coasts, and you can order single copies by mail, but they are now also...

Heya guys, I know about the masuqerade but they seem to only be playing rap/rock music. The cruxshadows must have been a fluke lol. I'm incredibly bored/lonely in the dorm and still rather new to the area (I live in Chattanooga TN, bout 2 hours north). Can you all recommend some clubs or...

So . . . Went to conference. Ate food chosen by others. Drank beer. Went to doctor. Got minor surgery. Very very small site but hard to keep dry in bath. My body decided, quite reasonably, it would like to punch me. Spent past week sick. Feel well enough now to be annoyed I don't feel...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802919 Fucking HARSH Led off the course by a guy in a rat suit.

This reminded me of threads I've read some people here bemoan, related to the What is the Stupidest thing you've heard anyone say thread. It won't let me post the link yet. Dumb and Dumber: Are Americans Hostile to Knowledge? By PATRICIA COHEN Published: February 14, 2008 A popular video...

we havent had a goofy quiz in a while so here goes http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ i can only take on 19 aparently :1orglaugh

Dear Citizens of America, In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states,...

What is your favorite sport to play? What is your favorite sport to watch? Are they the same?

what do u like to do?

Hi guys,I know it's been a while since I've posted anything here,so I hate to ask for favors,but this is kind of important.. I'm going to Atlanta (Georgia,if you wondered),for the first time w/ 2 close girlfriends of mine..one has never been and the other who has doesn't really know much about...

Amelia's thread on "where would you like to live" got me thinking. what do people see in their own area that they like? for me its the fact i'm 15 mins from a city, yet have mountains, forestry and an ocean beach 5 minutes walk away. The Gower Estuary South Wales is where i am

I sell dating bases, job bases, a script for harvest email on job-sites. Bases - only e-mail addresses. The PRICES high! Bases are on sale completely, not in parts. The test I can give on any base. Write that interests, I will answer. Email - aferter@yahoo.co.uk

My collection of favorite philosophers is getting bigger hehe. I'm curious as to who inspires you? Whether it be a long dead Greek, an old Russian or German from medieval days or a modern musician. Lets hear it :) Socrates, one of Platos students always has something thoughtful to read. ...

When you are having a day where things just couldn't get worse . . . and then they get worse . . . how do you like to find comfort? What do you do to make yourself feel better?

New here, I found the link through a awsome Valentines day pic by Lupercalia, up at Deviantart. This will me introduceing myself, and giveing you all who care to read this all, a little idea about me. At least on an artistic level, considering anything past that, (past, future, hopes and what...