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About Static Slow

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About Static Slow
Current Whereabouts
Somewhere between chaos and serenity (if thats not cheesy enough for ya....;)
Originally From
Vancouver, Canada
My Life's Calling
I'm a cook at this nifty little hole on the east siiiieeeeed!!
My Ride
Pubic transit. Thats right, pubic all the way!!
My Ideal Ride
A sexy black hearse, prefferably from '56-'71...ooooh yeah
Drink of Choice
Margaritas, lime. But not that fake cordial shit, gotsta keep it real...word
Yummy to Me
Sushi sushi! i like it raw
Where I Shop
i don't have a favourite store because i don't really like to shop although Value Village has always been a steady.
On the Town
I dont get out much, (which expalins my participation in this) but anywhere with industrial/metal nights.
Favorite Weapon
thats a toughy, hmmm. Chainsaw? Woodchipper? AHAH! The Samurai sword!(i dont like guns, people would be better off using them on themselves)
Favorite Movies
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, All Dogs Go to Heaven
Favorite TV
I'm not really one for the "idiot box" although i am entertained by Invader Zim, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, and Harvey Birdman
Favorite Authors
Margaret Atwood, Anne Rice, Stephen King, JHONEN VASQUEZ.
Favorite Bands
Aphex Twin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool, Ani Difranco, Led Zepplin, Alice in Chains, Squarepusher, Queen, NIN, The Pixies.
Turn Ons
good music, long hair, tight vinyl attire, piercings,tight pinstripe suits, intense eye contact, good smell, the hand of a sexy stranger brushing my skin, getting taught lessons when im bad;)
Turn Offs
arrogance, stupidly low self esteem, bad smell, bigotry, hairiness, bad music, ,
Hair Color
Deep plum/black
Previous Hair Colors
Platinum blonde, black, purple, black, red, reeaally red, black, orange, pink, black.
Toys I Desire
an mp3 player would be nice, so would my own computer, a f*ckin car would work too. but out of the things i actually own...my discman and my vibrator.
Depraved Fantasy
To control mankind with an iron fist...wait...now i want soup
Quote or Slogan
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity to everyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

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