Alaska, land of white guys with beards who wear too much plaid.
Originally From
Alaska, only this time land of short people who wear fur and smile a lot.
My Life's Calling
Unemployed/art major
My Ride
The legs I grunted out during fetal development
My Ideal Ride
Um, better legs?
Drink of Choice
Something not tainted by the mind control rays the government is giving in order to establish rule by the cats from Olympus Mons
Yummy to Me
Meat and meat related by-products. Kiwis are good too.
Where I Shop
One that has stuff in it.
Favorite Weapon
An oosuk.
Favorite Movies
Groove, Starwars (origional trilogy), and Empire Records. Among others.
Favorite TV
FOOD NETWORK. Anything else is, ya know, popculture elitist mainstream MTV bullshit. If I were more clever/funny, I probably would have worked in "bourgois" and a rant about being jaded too.
Favorite Authors
Terry Pratchett, Shel Silverstein, that dude who had the website about the mole people, the Apostle Paul
Favorite Bands
Rammstein, Pres. of USA, GWAR, KMFDM, Ministry, Buddy Holly, Peter Twitchel (represent!), Creedence Clearwater Revival, Johnny Cash
Turn Ons
Things that I find sexy.
Turn Offs
Things that I don't find sexy.
Hair Color
Kinda darkish brown/red
Previous Hair Colors
Midnight blue, cherry cola red, black. Next up, purple.
Toys I Desire
Things that go BOOM! And the origional iron Tonka Trucks. Those kicked ass