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    Default The God of F*ck loves koalas

    Whodathunkit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ed Mironiuk
    Whodathunkit?
    Wow not me unless it was really tamed and stuff... I can see those claws so... too spooky for me yikes... These things at night seriously make a noise like a baby being eaten by a lion. It's the best way to describe it.

    In this picture, the oblivious beast is being groomed - unaware that it is about to be transformed into a replacement hat. Or even tanned into another haunting gruesome mask to lick your friends through. At best.
    But which one is the beast? Ok even if you both are - who ends up wearing who?

    Alright... if it's not that then I just didn't know there were legal havens that close to civilisation where you could freely get to erm know the animals without the villagers marching on you with torches and pitchforks.


    EDIT: Except NZ

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    Awww, I love koalas

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    Quote Originally Posted by helcyon
    EDIT: Except NZ
    actually I think it was from a trip he and Dita took to NZ...

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    Oh ye Gods, I didn't recognize Brian Warner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    Oh ye Gods, I didn't recognize Brian Warner...
    He kinda looks like a kid from a special ed class or make a wish foundation.

    Although I must admit, if I was a make a wish kid I would wish for Dita too.

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    Woah, I thought it was a wigger til I saw the second image with Dita.

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    Yes I love the sideways ball cap look. It suits the god of fuck (all) well.

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    ...........figures.

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    WHOA! I totally KNOW who the self professed god of Fuck is... and I looked for MM... but I had no idea who he was... until I saw the second one...


    WHOA... in the second one, he eerily became hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    WHOA... in the second one, he eerily became hot
    I think it's just the proximity of Dita :P

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    Yea, that just isn't a good look for him.

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    It is a sure on disguise.

    Thats a good one Ed.

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    Wait wut?

    The whole longhaired faux-Goth spooky boy devil worshipping trip was... was.... an.... an act??!??!?!??!!!

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    Next you'll be telling me Alice Cooper is really a choir-singing leathery old avuncular fart who loves to play Golf, is great friends with Pat Boone, and digs old TV reruns.

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    I wonder if he calls them Koalas, or Koala Bears?

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    I am going to use the headline from some blog or something where I heard about this. The link is to a Sydney Morning Herald page that is a bit old otherwise it probably coulda been a thread on its own. Here's the link:

    Dumb Aussie junkies mauled by stolen koala, so they tried a croc

    The point here is that it's easier to mess with a croc than a koala. I'm seriously not surprised. Koalas are way savage.

    Why didn't anyone tell me you could swap koalas for drugs!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by helcyon
    Why didn't anyone tell me you could swap koalas for drugs!!!
    Man... now I know why. You haven't been stoned until you've smoked koala. When I can't feel it much any more I'll start mainlining them After that it's a slippery slope to wombatsville.

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    I ....(might)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    I ....(might)
    you... will
    the number of times I've fantasised about visiting KY is more than 9. I am in a dream that only DB and those that read his MySpud can know.

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    Please clarify.

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    Wud duh fuk?! THAT guy is Marilyn?!

    .... ... .... What the hell happened?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrganizedKhaos
    Please clarify.
    yes fair enough. now I am not drunk even I was wondering what the hell I was talking about. I think the following excerpt is what I meant. I've left the final punch-line out. A boy's gotta have some secrets

    Greetings distant friend...

    from far far beyond our furthest horizons...

    where our realities shall never meet...

    knowing the vastness of the emptiness that lies between is total...

    the unimaginable gulf yawns like a cold cosmic maw...

    and our lives will expire before the universal abyss is crossed...

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    PM me.

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    See what I mean... you start off liking koalas and trying to help them but they will quickly drive you to violent insanity. The noise they make is astonishing.

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...-29277,00.html

    "Man fined $2800 for harassing koala

    A VICTORIAN man has been fined almost $3000 for harassing a koala.

    The 19-year-old from Bamawm, near Echuca, was camping in the Barmah State Park on March 22 when he tried to knock a koala from a tree by repeatedly ramming it with his vehicle.
    Earlier, the man had found the koala at the base of a tree near his campsite, the Echuca Magistrates' Court heard.
    The man wrapped the koala in his jumper, and released it into a nearby tree.
    But when the koala started making a loud nose, the man tried to get it down by poking it with a stick, then later by ramming the tree with his Toyota Landcruiser ute... "

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    Quote Originally Posted by hely
    See what I mean... you start off liking koalas and trying to help them but they will quickly drive you to violent insanity
    ok I'm relenting a bit. This pic is cute. The badly burnt bears bonded after being rescued during the nasty fires we're having.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grebo
    yep that the same one. His name is Sam.

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    it was revealed Sam is a girl

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    It must've took either some serious guts or some serious cowardice to go out in public looking like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wud duh fuk?! THAT guy is Marilyn?!

    .... ... .... What the hell happened?!
    Won't be anything recent, if he was there with Dita. I imagine it's either a good joke or a disguise for an unbothered vacation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
    Wait wut?

    The whole longhaired faux-Goth spooky boy devil worshipping trip was... was.... an.... an act??!??!?!??!!!

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    Who doesn't love koalas? Everyone loves the tufty eared little leaf munchers almost as much as they love penguins and kittens.

    ~K

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    Default Re: The God of F*ck loves koalas

    Continuing my bitter jealousy-driven personal vendetta against all things cute, nearby and animalistic by bumping this beloved thread in a barely relevant and only vaguely on-topic way ...

    Has Moko the dolphin flipped? SMH today
    Cute Kiwi dolphin poses danger

    A friendly dolphin called Moko becomes increasingly menacing at popular beaches in New Zealand


    "He's tipped over water skiers, stolen surfboards and trapped young women at sea, proving he's anything but Flipper of 1960s TV fame... ...so aggressive that several swimmers have had to be rescued......trapped female swimmers and stopped them returning to shore for hours, overturned kayaks, tripped over water skiers, interfered with surf lifesaving training and blocked surfers from catching their next wave.
    More than a few people have ended up battered and bruised after a Moko encounter and some say it's only a matter of time before the dolphin causes a deadly accident.
    The authorities are going all out to prevent it, even planning to send out automatic text alerts warning people ...the problem would be best solved by getting Kiwis to stay away from the creature altogether...serious fears the four-year-old will either be badly hurt or cause major injuries if the current "clashes" continue over summer...something is going to go very wrong with this situation in the next few months...."

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