Hello.
I am being called The DonkeyMoses. I have all sorts of things to tell you. But I won't.
Well, maybe some things I will.
Ok, I'll tell you all of it, but only one at a time, and please read slowly as I'm not a very fast typist.
I live in the wild-west high desert mountain paridise of New Mexico with my beautiful blue-haired wife, a mangy 16 year old cat, a not as mangy 15 year old girl, and a coyote named Sal Bronson. We someday hope to move out to the blue castle just outside of town where we can build our 18 hole jumbo-miniature golf course by the highway. (I'll show you pictures of the castle when I'm allowed to show you pictures.) My wife, The Ubiquitress, and I came here from Pittsburgh in a two-story campervan of our own modification on the way to San Fransisco. We didn't make it. We found a rich life here, sent for the rest of the family and have made our life and home. The van,"The Flying Wall", rests outside in our driveway defunct. This all might sound like a Tom Robbins novel, but it's my world.
As a life and a living we are puppetmakers, installation artists, performers, theater technitions, props and set builders, wall captains, contractors, constructers, destructors, and conducters. About 98% of it is my lady and I as a team.
And we make noise. Lot's of it. Big heavy drums and sound collage set to an unusual formula of spoken word. You can go to ******* and look up bullseal if you want to know about that. Wow. It really won't let me say the word My and Space put together. That's just goofy.
I found this site after growing increasingly disapointed with Suicide Girls. It's pretty much an alt-mainstream playboy now. BB maintains a pinup class while blurring the line into the erotic i.e. people doin' it and that's ok with me boy howdy. So here I am here now. Probly coulda been here all along but I didn't know any better.
I guess the best introduction is not to tell who you are, but to be what you are. It apears by the longwindedness of this post that I have done both. And I lied. I didn't tell you all of it.
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