Too true. Most of the mass populace would laugh at a lynching if Ted Turner told them it was funny.Originally Posted by Dusk
Too true. Most of the mass populace would laugh at a lynching if Ted Turner told them it was funny.Originally Posted by Dusk
If Carlos Mencia wrote his own jokes and that was his name, I'd agree with you. He happens to be from Germany, and his name is Ned.Some people think Carlos Mencia is funny. I just think he's a racist bigot who gets away with it because it's "shock humor" and because he's a minority. It's a form of humor that is base and too easy
None of his "jokes" are his - he steals liberally from other comedians without crediting them.
aint that the truth.Originally Posted by DonkeyMoses
I think we pretty much have an understanding of each others perspectives, if not an agreement.
I feel like if someone is going to take the time to read what I say and respond to it, then they deserve a reply, even if it (usually does) lead to some redundancy.
feel free to "diatrabe" if you want to. I think this board is pretty accomidating for people to express whatever level of participation they are comfortable with.
Werds.Originally Posted by Morning Glory
Hatered is a necassery part of what it is to be human..............the only problems come from people deciding on something to focus it on
Chocolate Stabber? Whoopsie? Haaaa hahahahahahhaha..... hahahahahahaha. Haaaa. hoooo...Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Yeah, bikerpunk is somewhat out of touch/date...
The ONLY way prejudism, racism, and hateful words to describe a certain type or stereotype of a person will end is if the world as a whole came up against some other worldy beings that we did not make freinds with or saw them as a danger. Then and only THEN will we stop seeing the differences in our selves and see the differences between us and those dirty ass mother fuckin aliens. I mean lets face it. Those fuckin' aliens give the universe a bad name.
And no...I don't think BP is out of touch. He's talking about how UK hateful words are different than American hateful words. That's all. Chocolate stabber and whoopsie are not out of touch/date words. They are words ENGLISH people use to describe homosexuals.
should've probably looked at my profile first there...
You know, I did...After I posted it, and then I thought, "Fuck it." and just left it up there. So, what are some derogatory names English people call homosexuals?
ho hum... As previously mentioned, if people frequently reference certain memes, it makes them live on. It also shows that it's socially encouraged to keep those memes in mind, and as already stated: What people think of affect the way they think, and thus also how they react, and act. Not that I think that the best way of dealing with this is by banning certain memes, but more of to kill them either by overriding with another meme or simply not feeding them anymore.
An anecdote I read at another forum (Khaoskomix's, if I recall correctly. Or possibly in the comments at some Khaoskomix lj post): A new teacher (maybe just a temp) at a karate class is helping a guy practice his kicks, and tells him he kicks like a girl. The guy looks blankly at him and points out that the top strongest/best kickers in the class are all girls.
The 'blond/blonde = airheads' meme gets rather killed off by excessive dilution when one has attended mathematical/technical university classes where the vast majority of all the girls are naturally blonde (as well as the guys). (mmm, deliciously brainy people ftw). IIRC the blonde = airhead meme started wayy back in the days when hair bleaching was stronger and more toxic stuff, and actually did kill off braincells. So people who habitually bleached their hair did really become airheads. And nowadays in some circles it's popular to be blonde while acting in an airhead manner, because that's what's socially acceptable/encouraged there.
So while as the "no smoke without fire" is true, the important question is whether there's statistical justification AND APPROPRIATE STATISTICAL CONTEXT for it. Is the fire still burning or did it die out centuries ago and all that's left is people making frequent bad jokes about the burned wood smell the people experienced back then?
Also, I still don't get the funny in the "oh lol ******s love watermelon so much". Could someone explain how this is supposed to be funny in any way? How is that different in truth from "Oh lol humans love watermelon so much"? A bit like laughing at that Golden Retrievers have four legs (or like meat bones), as opposed to all other dogs. No?
BP, I love you to death, and I've stayed out of this chasm of debate... but...Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Hate Speech does not cause hate. Speech doesn't cause hate. I'm a firm believer in Civility to a certain point, but I have been on the wrong end of people that seem to define things like you seem to at times.
The fact is that the promotion of Politically Correct speech as a kinder and gentler way to wipe out Hate in the world is wrong. It leads to the sort of Leftist fascism where oppressed people are given free reign to verbally abuse and ruin others for being living poster children for all things they think are wrong.
You use alot of examples of the South, Lynching, Curb Stomping, All crimes against Minorities while utterly ignoring that humans sin against humans, even without minorities. Let me remind you that many, many people from many walks were burned at the stake.
You can campaign that saying something like "****" makes Rapists. And if there where no such thing as the word, than we wouldn't have it. The fact is that is idealistic drivel.
The Oppressed VERY quickly can become oppressors when they are given free reign to tell the individual what they can and cannot do, what they can and cannot say... what the should be ashamed of, what they should be thinking.
Human nature can overcome even harmful words, and abuse comes instantly back to center as those that have been oppressed release their fucked up rage all over the face of anyone who resembles the people that abused them.
Hate dosen't come from words, it comes from actions. It comes from being hurt, and killed. From family being killed or hurt.
And I'll tell you one thing BP, words have hurt me alot over the years, but the wordless moments when I've been beat the shit out of hurt me alot more. And they never said a damned thing.
Doublethink... Newspeak
Thoughtcrime...
you can say the right words, but people still have thoughts... no Thought Police yet...
Would you still be friends if you knew that he's spanking the monkey with you in his fantasies?Originally Posted by Bacchus88
*hugs*And I'll tell you one thing BP, words have hurt me alot over the years, but the wordless moments when I've been beat the shit out of hurt me alot more. And they never said a damned thing.
You love me to death? That's the sweetest thing I've been told in years.
LOL See? Adorable art-guy of doom. What's not to love.Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Originally Posted by Fleyd
Bleach actually used to kill brain cells? Do you have more info on this? Even if it is apocryphal, I love the idea.
Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
i hate Carlos Mencia and i agree that he is a disgusting bigot and not funny at all. i think his birth name is Ned Arnel Mencia and he is from Honduras and one of his parents was originally from Mexico
i can't see the second video!
love the first one though, i always have. XD
it was one of my first clues to the fact that i might at least be "bi-curious" at that time. (i really hate that phrase...) so it's one of those little road marks on my personal path...
that said, i have no idea what this thread is about anymore. ><
~soma~
It is about the POWAH of JEEEEEESUS.
... I have NO idea why I'm saying that so much lately. >.>
It's YOUR fault, Soma.
I hate to bump this thread again but god damn will you look at those things? Whatever Katie Perry says is right. All the time!
Originally Posted by Rockwulf
I spend a lot of time looking at breasts and she has huge falsie pads in that outfit. Her breasts are much smaller and less round.
I hate women that instead of getting silicone implants go all fake with those falsie pads, is disgusting!! it has happened to me, i pick up a female in the pub cos she has big udders and then when she takes her shirt off and i see the real normal sized brests i feel tricked, It should be illegal to trick a man like that.Originally Posted by incog
I still dig her as far as the physical goes anyway and her singing voice....Though that speaking thing is the real turn off though( Heard her in alot of interviews). Too bad though...Physically, she gets my motor running.
Then again, being brought up by two televangelists is sure to fuck up your social skills.
Lots of dudes used to do that same thing in hair bands in the 80's...Placing socks and cucumber's in the crotch. I never understood it though. Sooner or later, the woman's gonna see the real deal. How the Hell do you try to explain it at that point?Originally Posted by Fleisch
Size matters (in the pants that is)
Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
At that point, it is sorta the point of no return.
Also, some guys don't really look like they have a very interesting package when soft, but they are just fine when hard, so they just have to be hard, when, ya know, not sporting a veggie.
Right! I guess the hair band dudes were hoping the chicks would be so drunk it wouldn't matter. Hey...We all have what we have. We can piss and moan about it or get over it and use it to the best of our abilities. I'm O.K. with what I have. It is what it is. If I had a gargantuan penis, well...I'd definitely go the porn route. What I see from amatuer porn...Well....We're all the same essentially. Confidence seems to roo the day anyway. Use your "fucker" like it's the extreme dream and usually the ladies are good to go anyway....Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Btw...Bikerpunk...I had a blog once that asked all the ladies if size matters. They all came back with a resounding "No". Fuckin' liars! Hahaha!
They ARE fuckin liars.
Ask them THIS question:
do they like being stretched (answer: yes)
would they fuck someone hung like an AA battery (answer: no)
So does size matter (well yes)
Then why lie (cause I don't want to sound shallow)
Mind you, we lie too. They DON'T look fat in that dress, no sir.
I think for the most part....And let me know if I'm wrong in my thinking, that usually a big package is basically brought on by a big pair of balls. Like you said....It's not the "soft" that counts...It's the "hard". I've heard lots of stories that basically a dude's five inhces soft and when he blows up...Well...It's still five inches. The truth lies in the erection itself...Not the soft package.Originally Posted by Amelia G
You never know what you're gonna get until the real deal(an erection) is brought on.....
Am I wrong in this?
Tastes in size really vary. Some women don't like to be penetrated at all. Some women like something so big it hurts. Most are in the spectrum in the middle.
And you are not really exactly stretching something a baby can come out of.
A soft package might look unsexy in a certain style of outfit, but, if it is vaguely average when hard, then stuffing a costume really won't cause major disappointment.
Different cocks grow to greatly varying extents. The whole grower vs. shower thang is not an urban legend. So something that looked average when soft might be a little less than ideal hard and something which looked monstrous soft might be no bigger. And vice-versa.
Originally Posted by Ajax Knucklebones
Different genitals have different flesh distributions. Some guys wear a cock ring on their balls for lift in a tight pair of jeans, so you are right that it can be all about the balls. Balls being of little interest in sexual satisfaction for most people who sleep with men, male or female.
Some guys barely change at all when they go from soft to hard and some change hugely.
****The whole grower vs. shower thang is not an urban legend****
Most true. That whole "shrinkage" thing in a cold atmosphere like a pool or such is very true. George Costanza has a point. If you go to a beach and the water's cold, don't be expecting to see big bulges after a dudes been in the water. Shrinks like a Shrinky dink. It's just the anatomy of a warm blooded male. Expose the penis to cold and the blood thins out totally, shrinking the appendage. They may call it a "love muscle", but really it's a "love vessel".
RE
And you are not really exactly stretching something a baby can come out of.
Then the commercials on XM radio are lying?
"Hey guys...It's not the length. It's the thickness and width that matters..."Originally Posted by Bikerpunk
Sound familiar, BP? Haha!
Only commercial lamer than that one is the one about "surprising your lover with a hot new adult feature or sensuous new toy?" the woman's lisping and talking like there's some brain damage going on.
Well..I've got Sirius and it's ALL about increasing width. Haha!
It really hits the spot, and provides that stretch.
Women right now are nodding their heads.
Would we give you a measuring device if our product didn't work?
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