eviiiiil
eviiiiil
hungry (like I am now)
stuffed (like I am after a ton of spaghetti)......
Not-The-Good-Kind-Of-Whore
it's-only-a-whore-if-you-get-paid
Cockporn. I mean, Popcorn. >_>
Last saturday night
Balls!
rigor mortis
double tap
Blam-blam
Bling-Bling......
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Mr T walked in to a bar wich exploded because no building can contain that level of awesomeness
David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff and Tom Cruise then rebuilt the same bar in just 2 minutes just with their charm.
Vincent Vardia
i just wanted to add my name to the collection xD
Steve Irwin Impersonator...Lol!
bindi
Chuck Norris invented black. He invnted every colour except pink. Tom Cruise invented Pink.David Hasselhoff and Tom Cruise then rebuilt the same bar in just 2 minutes just with their charm.
Bindi...Hahaha!
Tom Cruise invented the phonograph actually....It's just that by the time he invented it, we already had the CD. Just don't tell him Tom Edison actually invented it like 100 years ago or that it's no longer needed. If you do, you will feel the alien's wrath. Same goes for his movies. Remember....Jerry McGuire....Good.
James Bond's illegitimate son?
Octopussy! Yeah!
Camouflage...Mutha' fucka's!
ummm....Swamp thing?
Lindsey Lohan's coot?
achmed the dead terrioristhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
terrifying terriorist
jeff dunham is awesome
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