Lamest Most Surreal Prank Call Ever

[Amelia G]

Someone just randomly called supposedly long distance from San Diego for the purpose of spewing a bunch of really random hate speech and that they were calling from a cancer research center for a survey about the election of something.

Priceless: They claimed they found the number on Craigslist in a personals ad.

I can just picture someone placing an advert: Lonely and bigoted? Looking for something to run up your phone bill on a Friday night?

WTF?

Before they really got going, I thought they might actually be calling from the stupidest survey ever and I asked them if they really thought two in the morning was a good time to be taking a survey. I just got in and was focused primarily on eating something delicious and picking something to watch on TiVo; I know a real survey was implausible. I had also heard of the political trick where one party would call at inopportune times and claim to be supportive of what was actually their opponent. I also thought it could be that. But no.

One really has to stay up a lot later than 2am to prank anyone gothic though.

Back to Tofutti Cutie, crab cakes, and apple now.

[Raza]

Maybe it was someone wealthy that you actually know and wanted to target you specifically? Having an excuse ready about where they got your number might hint that they didn't just dial randomly. One of many possible explanations, I guess.

Also, trooth on the 2am thing. I think it wouldn't even occur to me to wonder why they called at that time, since many of the people that normally call me do that too.

[VoldtaEngler]

The spam bots are becoming seriously advanced. We can't hide.

[Lady Alias]

/ring ring ring

tentacle hentai banana
fruit penis appliepie
bush pelosi tentacle

/hang up

[Head Wreck]

could be worse.

4am phone call of a forum admin to ask why I'd removed a few posts of the forum.

there's a 5 hr time difference i have to add between myself and Ron.


only thing worse than that is being bananaphoned at 2am.

try sleeping with that in your head!

[Lady Alias]

only thing worse than that is being bananaphoned at 2am.

Damn, I'm going to try that one out. I mean...no, that's terrible.

[Amelia G]

/ring ring ring

tentacle hentai banana
fruit penis appliepie
bush pelosi tentacle

/hang up

Haiku!

[Velvet-Tongue]

I've called a friend at 1am and told him shocking news "Dude your mom is in alot of pain" "What the fuck?! Whats happening!" "She just lost the game..and I think you just did too..."

[soma_stardust]

/ring ring ring

tentacle hentai banana
fruit penis appliepie
bush pelosi tentacle

/hang up

this seriously is cracking me up right now.
make it a haiku and it's art

~soma~

[soma_stardust]

Haiku!

i didn't even see this...
now i'm even more greatly amused.


~soma~

[~*Sorceress*~]

I once got a prank call.
I was in Iceland with my school and we were staying in a 4 star Hotel (it was HUGE).
Anyhoo, the phone began to ring, so I answered it.
The person on the other end said that they were from reception and that they were calling to confirm my 4am wake up call. I explained that I hadn't made one then hung up. I then went down to reception and asked if they had called my room number. The man behind the desk said that he hadn't.
I soon found out that it had been a prank call amde by the younger more immature kids on the trip.
They got an ass-kicking from the teachers for running up the overall bill of the holiday.
To think that I actually fell for it at first......