Just introducing myself!

[Morning Glory]

are you a crab?

[lovesluka]

howdy im an animal lover too, i have an iguana, 3 dogs, a cat, and 5 horses welcome aboard

Wow! someone after my own heart! Thanks for the welcome!

I used to have horses. I sold my last one about 3 years ago! I miss them though...there is nothing more relaxing to me than mucking or feeding or grooming...well you get the point!

[lovesluka]

OK, so I was thinking about America. and how it really is like a lesson in anatomy, so bear with me here.

You got Alaska, which like the armpit. it's far up there and out of the way, no one really cares about it and it's dark most of the time.

Now, turn around and right in the middle you have the asshole, which is Texas. and it's kind of shitty all around that area. And then to the left and the right are of course the butt cheeks.

On the other side sticking straight up is the dick, which is New England, and then the Great Lakes are kinda like the pubes.

Underneath hanging down, is the ball sack, The South. Florida and Louisiana are the left and right nuts.

And then you got Hawaii left over like a turd floating in the ocean.

I live in the ball sack! Why does the south have t be the Ball Sack??

[DonkeyMoses]

i guess you will find out right? hehehe Congrats on the new model thing! I was diverted here after I became discussed with another site, because all of the girls they have on there now are "plain". Thats the only was I can think to put it!

That's what got me here too! Is it the more well known site who's name shall remain unspoken in these hallowed halls? Was great, too alt-mainstream.

Anyway, hello and welcome to the jungle.

[lovesluka]

That's what got me here too! Is it the more well known site who's name shall remain unspoken in these hallowed halls? Was great, too alt-mainstream.

Anyway, hello and welcome to the jungle.

Thanks for the welcome!

[Vexbeast]

Hihi ^^

I wanna see the geckos...

[lovesluka]

Hihi ^^

I wanna see the geckos...

I will have to get some pics... they are beautiful! I have a blizzard male, a high-yellow female, and a patterness female. I will try to get some pics on asap!!

[SyntheticShock]

Hi!

[lovesluka]

Hi!

Hello!!!