yes! paid off and caught up!

[Bikerpunk]

Dude, I barely fucking understand English, never mind German.

Expect for "Mach sofort die Beine offen" and "Trinken meinen Wein, sie Schwein." Long story on the latter.

Don't let these folks fool you - I am a complete asshole, but I harbor no ill will against Europeans.

[Mr Karl]

he called us undead........................directly translated that message could be seen as kind of creepy

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Ja, du hast Bikerpunk falsch verstanden.

He wonders did he misunderstood BP or do we not accept non-english speaking people. He want's to say how much he admires(adores?) Voltaire Blue (we'll , don't we all) and that he hasn't or will not see her for a while.(not shure about the tempus)

Mucho's love to you and all others.
And I'm gay. Dave.

That's what he wrote.

You know the more I look at his picture and read his profile, I'm pretty sure he's not gay. His picture reminds me of someone who beats up gay people, to tell you the truth.

[Mr Karl]

that german message kinda screams it

[mystoo]

Man I wish I could speak German. Always wanted to. It's such a great sounding language. I just want to go off on a tirade of obcenities.

[Davé!]

First of all, I like to say SORRY to each and everyone that feeled offended by what I posted before! And big BiG SoRRy to the Bikerpunk!!! My english is horribal... But I'm learning more of this language!!! I missunderstood some words of you all and so this crash happend.
And... I'm not sure if Ajax looked at my Picture in my profile, but that's not me! That's a picture of wrestling star Sean O'Haire! I love this guy!
Oh, and oliX: It dosn't matter to me if you are gay or not! I got some good friends that are gay and some good friends that are not gay. ok? So, see you later! And one more time: I'm sorry for my mistakes!!!

[Bikerpunk]

I wasn't offended, man.

The reason why I repeatedly asked what your first language was - I had a feeling you weren't intending on saying what you were coming across as saying....

[Davé!]

ok so you know my language - letz forget about the rest,ok?
to mystoo: german is a horribal language - too much bad words like "Arschloch" what mean "Asshole" and other... I'm not proud of my country - no joke!!! too much workless, to much homeless and too less money for workers like me!!! ok, show me a country withou work- and homeless, there's no!
back to the main title: does anyone got another idea for voltaire's gift for her mommy?

[Ajax Knucklebones]

ok so you know my language - letz forget about the rest,ok?
to mystoo: german is a horribal language - too much bad words like "Arschloch" what mean "Asshole" and other... I'm not proud of my country - no joke!!! too much workless, to much homeless and too less money for workers like me!!! ok, show me a country withou work- and homeless, there's no!
back to the main title: does anyone got another idea for voltaire's gift for her mommy?

It's better if you use the words "mom" or "mother". "mommy" is what little American children call them....Or male hispanics who are talking about their girlfriends, wives, or sexy ladies they see on the streets (Like, "Hey mommy, you looking good".) See...That's why it sounds a little creepy when you say "mommy". Just a little advice.

[Davé!]

hmm! ok! so do you got an idea wich present voltaire should by her mother? a good friend told a golden ring with a word like "love you..." would be good too! what do you think?

[Velvet-Tongue]

YAY Grats

[Jax]

Im not quite sure what part of shes getting her mother a pendant and chain to match the earrings thats not being understood.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Im not quite sure what part of shes getting her mother a pendant and chain to match the earrings thats not being understood.

The English part....

[jonny.illuminati]

The English part....

"Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance"

*cue techno*

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Touch my monkey. Touch it!

[Mr Karl]

Man I wish I could speak German. Always wanted to. It's such a great sounding language. I just want to go off on a tirade of obcenities.

english is best for obscenitys......................germans good for violence though

[Ubiquitress]

firstly,Congratulations! that has to feel fantabulous miss Voltaire and will probably bring your mum great peace of mind and pride 2 of the best gifts in and of themselves.
and secondly Ich bin de Regenboggenfresser!!! sorry long day at work I just love to yell that.

[OliX]

I think her love for her mother is the best thing.

Ha ha, and I love to yell "Ich bi Karl Heinz Rummenigge" in craziest German accent

[Davé!]

hey oliX! i got a big problem and i don't know how to translate it into english:
ich würde gern bei blueblood . com ein mitglied werden! aber da ich keine kreditkarte habe weis ich nicht weiter! ist es machbar die rechnung für den beitritt über die monatliche telefonrechnung zu zahlen??? wenn ja, wie mache ich das??? greets, davé!

[OliX]

Nur pro minuten. Hier :/

Get a friend who has a credit card to pay for you.

[Jax]

Seriously, speak english or take it to PM.

[Mr Karl]

yah

[Bacchus88]

I love milfs too

you make an prefect point...