Who says cowboys aren't cool?

[Bikerpunk]

Finally found the shirt to go with the vest and guncoat. I have a Stetson and cowboy boots. All genuine Western duds, obtained in Montana and Wyoming, as well as South Dakota.



It's floor length

[Buster Friendly]

I do.

Riverboat Gamblers are the shit.

[Mr Karl]

done properly, the cowboy look can look good

[mystoo]

Hey, slick rick! Nice duds

[Morning Glory]

Fuck cowboys.

[Buster Friendly]

"All my heroes killed cowboys"

[jonny.illuminati]

gunslingers and cowboys rule!

(because of some serious foot damage i only wear cowboy boots or engineer boots... i have a closet full of them)

[lovesluka]

ok I have to say....

"Save a Horse...Ride a Cowboy!"

I couldn't help myself!!!

[jonny.illuminati]

ok I have to say....

"Save a Horse...Ride a Cowboy!"

I couldn't help myself!!!

wow... i hope you can't help yourself...

[lovesluka]

hehehe...I bet you do!

[jonny.illuminati]

hehehe...I bet you do!

gittyap!

(that's gitty-up for the non-rednecks reading...)

[lovesluka]

You know now that i think about it....I have some tack that would fit you perfectly!! How do you feel about a studded breast collar and hobbles? Or maybe a leather cinch and a Snaffle bit?

[jonny.illuminati]

You know now that i think about it....I have some tack that would fit you perfectly!! How do you feel about a studded breast collar and hobbles? Or maybe a leather cinch and a Snaffle bit?

um.....

[One Eyed Cat]

Gentleman's Emporium

Kid of dig some of their stuff. Most of it is more just late 19th Century Americana though.

[OliX]

Anyone know how rodeo sex pose looks like?

[Bondage Clown]

*Still is waiting to meet an intelligent Cowboy*

[Wickedanima]

Nnniiiiice. ^_^

[Jax]

Lovesluka- I have a few saddles to choose from...dressage, western or australian;] Theyre collecting dust, might as well put em to good use haha.

[Amelia G]

Deadwood anyone?

[Morning Glory]

cocksucker

[VoldtaEngler]

Anyone know how rodeo sex pose looks like?

Well..it all starts with a barn... and Ga.. which leads to Deliverance... and Burt Reynolds..... shall I continue?

6 Degrees of rodeo porn.

[Lady Alias]

What about the space cowboys?

[KilLAtomiK]

i never said cowboys were uncool. real cowboys are total badasses

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Livin' in the South for almost 20 years, I have yet to me a real cowboy. Just alot of Rednecks who think they are. Yeah...They're not.

[Amelia G]

cocksucker

[Morning Glory]

ok, glad that someone got that. I was thinking that probably about 15 people could have interpreted that differently and all thought that I was just being an asshole toward them. Just to clarify, I was referencing the colorful use of language on Deadwood.

[jonny.illuminati]

ok, glad that someone got that. I was thinking that probably about 15 people could have interpreted that differently and all thought that I was just being an asshole toward them. Just to clarify, I was referencing the colorful use of language on Deadwood.

i loved it when the chinese guy would say it!

[Bikerpunk]

ok, glad that someone got that. I was thinking that probably about 15 people could have interpreted that differently and all thought that I was just being an asshole toward them. Just to clarify, I was referencing the colorful use of language on Deadwood.

I thought you were referencing me being bi and the whole Brokeback Mountain thing, so thanks for clarifying

[OliX]

Well..it all starts with a barn... and Ga.. which leads to Deliverance... and Burt Reynolds..... shall I continue?

6 Degrees of rodeo porn.

No. It is when you take your woman/man from behind and grab her/his hair and say that you have aids. And try to stay on as long as you can.

For woman it's little different. She "mounts" the man and grab his chest hair and says that she has aids and try to stay on as long as possible

[Rockwulf]

I thought you were referencing me being bi and the whole Brokeback Mountain thing, so thanks for clarifying

Geez, defensive much?


































Faggot!

[Bikerpunk]

No, I simply pointed out I didn't get the reference, mouth breather.

[Amelia G]

Oh, for fuck's sake people, allow me to elaborate before you all get in a slap fight. HBO did one of those long form cable dramas, like The Sopranos, True Blood, Mad Men, etc. that no one has thought of a proper name for the the format of yet. It was set in a real Western town which, in a very short timespan went from pioneers in tents to having telephones, at a time when those were a rarity. The series was called Deadwood. The viewpoint character, who watches the town grow and change, is Al Swearengen, the saloon/brothel-owner, played with panache by Ian McShane. He is based on a real life character who really sucked, but they made him a sympathetic antihero for the purposes of the show. I happen to swear a lot. I mean, I cuss when I write, but I am waaaaaaaaay more foul-mouthed in person. The character on Deadwood is named Swearengen and he swears a lot. I mean, he swears so much that I found it unsettling and I swear a lot. His favorite swearword is cocksucker and just being around him causes other characters to start using the word copiously too. Like it is priceless in the part Morning Glory mentioned where the Chinese meat/body disposal guy uses the word cocksucker, but he uses it like an everyday word because he is learning English from interacting with dudes like Al Swearengen.

Morning Glory was just referencing a really great show. Rockwulf just has Tourette's. Bikerpunk, stop being so insecure; there is nothing wrong with you that the most minimal swagger would not fix.

Now, can we all get back to discussing the pros and cons of cowboys and cowboy fashion please.

[Ajax Knucklebones]

Bikerpunk is a cocksucker? Hahaha! Just fuckin' with you Amelia. I watched the show once and yeah, you'd swear that all people in the old west just said dirty shit like non-stop.

I was half-expecting children going to a one room school house to say stuff like, "Motherfuck! I can't fuckin' believe I have to spend time in this cocksucker's place to learn my fuckin' ABC's. Like who gives a God fucking God damn if some whore wants to learn me. Fuck her and fuck this bullshit! I want to go learn poker and make some real fuckin' scratch". And that would be from the valedictorion.

[KilLAtomiK]

Bikerpunk is a cocksucker? Hahaha! Just fuckin' with you Amelia. I watched the show once and yeah, you'd swear that all people in the old west just said dirty shit like non-stop.

I was half-expecting children going to a one room school house to say stuff like, "Motherfuck! I can't fuckin' believe I have to spend time in this cocksucker's place to learn my fuckin' ABC's. Like who gives a God fucking God damn if some whore wants to learn me. Fuck her and fuck this bullshit! I want to go learn poker and make some real fuckin' scratch". And that would be from the valedictorion.

i actualy talked like that as a kid and ive spent many times in the principals office because of it

[Mr Karl]

I have always wondered about the floor length coats though, it doesn't seem very practical for most environments you'd find a cowboy in. So I always wonder where exactly they came in on the timeline.

[Bikerpunk]

Bikerpunk, stop being so insecure; there is nothing wrong with you that the most minimal swagger would not fix.

Perhaps, but I thought the general rule was that you can be a douche so long as you're clever.

"Faggot!" doesn't strike me as clever or even original, but that's just me.

[Buster Friendly]

Perhaps, but I thought the general rule was that you can be a douche so long as you're clever.

Gee, you'd better hope that's not a requirement BP.

[Bikerpunk]

Well, if that's the way you feel....

[Amelia G]

Buster Friendly and Bikerpunk, what part of "for fuck's sake" was confusing to you?

Are all men just really conflicted about the whole cowboy thing or something? I mean, really, WTF? Does the mere mention of cowboys make you all so emotionally overwrought that you can't be civil to one another? What's up with the cowboy problem, gents?

[Buster Friendly]

ppbbhhffftttt!

Bikerpunk is just too easy to needle.

Sometimes one can't resist.

If he doesn't get that Rockwulf is only pretending to be a meathead, who's forgotten that he's only pretending to be a meathead, who's actually a cretin, well???