Do you know how to open champagne?

[mystoo]

A virgin sounds like.....ow..ow..ow....are you done yet?

[Rockwulf]

I know *how* to do it, but I always get scared. Same thing when there's a balloon nearby. I just cringe waiting for it to burst and make that terrible loud POP and make me jump out of my skin. Your cork-popping method sounds good though, Skully.

My god it must suck to be you.

[Pull~My~Hair]

I know *how* to do it, but I always get scared. Same thing when there's a balloon nearby. I just cringe waiting for it to burst and make that terrible loud POP and make me jump out of my skin. Your cork-popping method sounds good though, Skully.

i hate the biscuit tubes that pop open, they totally freak me out

[Brigeyboo]

does holding it and looking at it helplessly until someone else helps you count as knowing how?

[MsVulgaris]

i hate the biscuit tubes that pop open, they totally freak me out

Haha, totally, I forgot about those. Also evil!

[MsVulgaris]

My god it must suck to be you.

Oh goodness no. It is delightful to be me. Try not to be too jealous though.