What Weapon is Best?

[koolagh]

You did the code right, but the http: link thing needs to be to the actual picture, not just the page the pic is on i.e. generally something where the filename ends in jpg or gif and not htm or html or php.

Did you fix it for me? If so, thank you thankyou thank you. If I ever have the pleasure of meeting up with you and Forrest again, first round of drinks is on me.

[Amelia G]

Did you fix it for me? If so, thank you thankyou thank you. If I ever have the pleasure of meeting up with you and Forrest again, first round of drinks is on me.

Oops, I thought it was a code issue, but actually looks like that site does not allow hotlinking. Do I still get a tasty beverage?

[koolagh]

But of course, just name your poison. Or just let me know in advance, will bring y'all (yes I am a southerner) several different types of Loki.

[Amelia G]

But of course, just name your poison. Or just let me know in advance, will bring y'all (yes I am a southerner) several different types of Loki.

Excellent! I love the expression y'all. It is like the English version of the French vous i.e. nonspecific on whether it is plural or not but more suggestive of potentially being plural than just you. Many sentences work much better with y'all. I lived in North Carolina for a year when I was like 12 or 13 and I've said y'all ever since because it just works best in some sentences, darn it.

[Caligula]

In practical terms, the common household hammer. You'd be surprised how much force, and indeed skill, is required to deliver a decent blow - i.e. an incapacitating attack - with a knife. However, the hammer is fairly idiot-proof, so for most folk is the preferable option.

In terms of style you have to go with the trusty old bohemian ear-spoon.

[OliX]

throwing knife and chain

[Ouroboros]

A pen. It is mightier than the sword.
Once I stabbed a drunk trying to rob me with a mechanical pencil.

... true story.

[Mr Karl]

just give me a good sized chunk of wood not too heavy, not too light, not too long, not too short oaks good ,

[KilLAtomiK]

one of these

its called a blunderbuss and its basicaly a shot gun pirates used all you gota do is jam gunpowder down the barrel and then add your projrctile of choice be it rocks ,nails,metal pellets or whatever you got around for some serious damage to anyone at the wrong end of this baby

[CPRB]

Cock Rocket Away!

[Macabre_Dreams]

Throwing daggers.

[Nudemuse]

Shit I could kill someone with...ahem...

Spoon
Pen
Tweezers
Butter knife
Dictionary (hard cover)
Fingernails (yes my nails are that long)
Car keys
Toothpick
Fork
Hair dryer
Walkmen headphone cord
Crowbar
Beer bottle

Things I can...and in some cases have hurt people with
Lit cigarette (Personal security favorite)
Ice pick like thing (Pulled from between the boobies of course)
5 inch stiletto heeled shoe
Box cutter
Hot coffee
And my personal favorite....butcher knife.

[Yasha D. Speed]

me, i like swords and knives

but it depends on for which weapon you're talented... if you're a naturally good marksman, it would be strange to learn how to swing an axe.

find out your talents and train them to inhuman perfection