Anybody ever ridden a mechanical bull before? It's fun as hell. I'd never done it before but last night I did it 5 times. Side note, I could barely stand today and my thighs are so bruised it looks like I'm wearin' shorts.
Here's a hint when the guy running the bull asks you if you've ever done it before, the correct response is not "No, but I've been ridin' motorcycles for the better part of a decade and woken up next to my share of fat girls."
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